Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul stopped by The Soup—Emmy in hand—to say hello and give Joel McHale a sandwich. Unfortunately for Joel, the sandwich wasn't exactly free and he gets "beat up" by the coveted award.

Today at Gawker.TV, Michael Kors has a freakish bellybutton, Mad Men's Sally Draper adorably answers questions of cast partying, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are delightful, international military advertising, and The Soup addresses casting rumors of the next TV season.

David Hasselhoff and Kirstie Alley want to be on Dancing With the Stars? Chris Isaak wants to "rub butter" on possible American Idol co-host Jennifer Lopez? Billy Joel doesn't give a crap about Glee? Save us, Joel McHale!

Today at Gawker.TV, the Today Show hosts dislike the word "suck," Bachelor Jake Pavelka's acting debut, Rob Corddry and Oscar Nunez appear on The Soup, and a father takes out an ad in the local paper to embarrass his daughter.

Friday's Soup featured some friends to help aid in the destruction of last week's happenings in pop culture. The Office's Oscar Nunez and Childrens Hospital's Rob Corddry make fun of Tila Tequila's Juggalo mishap, Justin Beiber, and Dina Lohan.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jonas Brothers invade Fox & Friends, Spring Break on Dinah Shore, a friend of the Craigslist Killer speaks,The Soup examines everything that's wrong with America, and a woman who can't remember anything past the year 1994.

The Soup highlighted all America's biggest issues. Glenn Beck thinks it's all about Mountain Dew and Cheetos, Nancy Grace blames the booze and hot pants, and Joel McHale is just concerned about Montana Fishburne's best-selling porn.

TV Guide released a list of television's top earners this week, and the truth about our favorite stars' incomes can be shocking. From Dramas to Sitcoms, Late Night to News, a list of the top earners for each category, inside!

Friday's Soup was an all-around impeccable episode, but the icing on its cake came in the form of Canada's favorite sons in the high fashion of a tiara-wearing toddler. Enjoy some fresh brain candy and jabs about Lady Gaga, inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos drops by Entourage to play some ping pong, Kim Kardashian tells her sister Kourtney she's "like a single mom," Mad Men is back, and The Soup tears apart last week's news coverage about Lindsay Lohan.

Last week, we discovered Mel Gibson is truly a monster and LiLo checked into the slammer. With the amount of sloppy news coverage spewing out of Inside Edition and local news stations everywhere, The Soup is having a field day.

Today at Gawker.TV, Holly Madison buys her 21-year-old assistant breast implants for her birthday, The Soup bids adieu to The Hills, Tiger Woods has a dirty mouth, and Regis Philbin can't keep his old-man-hands off of Paul Rudd's face.

How did Joel McHale and The Soup say goodbye to its favorite punching bag? By pointing out all of the finale's gaping plot holes and recreating their own version of the show's trippy ending—this time, everyone dies!

Today at Gawker.TV, The Soup calls out Kathie Lee and Hoda for being drunken hypocrites, Chad Ochocino begins his journey down Vh1 reality dating, Sookie gets dumped over the phone, and we go inside Jack Rebney's Winnebago for an interview.

Kathie Lee Gifford ranted about Lindsay Lohan's failure to "get some help," which seemed a bit pot-calling-the-kettle-black to us. The Soup went on to highlight exactly what happened during the rest of the episode of Today—hardcore boozing.

If you missed the Community marathon that NBC aired last night, we've totally got you covered. The bad news? The hilarious duo failed to get a laugh out of us in these cheesy, laugh-track-filled spots.

Today at Gawker.TV, Denis Leary in drag, Warren the Ape sleeps with Seth Green's girlfriend (twice), The Soup takes a deeper look at SyFy's Dinocroc Vs. Supergator, RJ Berger dates, and True Beauty makes over their men into ladies.

SyFy's Dinocroc Vs. Supergator recently premiered and The Soup had a field day with it. It's a sequel to a 2007 movie and shares the same CGI death scenes as its predecessor. This time, Brody Jenner gets eaten as well!

In a recent interview on Live! With Regis and Kelly, Miley Cyrus showed us exactly how literate she is when she excessively used the words "like" and "y'know" in her interview. Warning—this clip may make your head explode.

Today at Gawker.TV, Mika Brzezinski dunks Joe Scarborough's cigarettes in coffee, Joel McHale attempts to interview Eminem, the Today Show struggle over Zach Galifianakis' name, and we take a look at Scoundrels and The Gates—ABC's new drama offerings.