The Soup highlighted all America's biggest issues. Glenn Beck thinks it's all about Mountain Dew and Cheetos, Nancy Grace blames the booze and hot pants, and Joel McHale is just concerned about Montana Fishburne's best-selling porn.

The eventual mashup of "booze and hotpants" versus "mountain dew and cheetos" that this segment turns into is actually quite genius.

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Below, the host addresses Lawrence Fishburn's daughter and her rise to the top of the porn industry. Joel didn't have to say much—Jane Velez-Mitchell took some time on Issues to talk about Montana and "the money shot."

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