The Soup Reveals The Fall Television Atrocities You Won't Want to Watch
David Hasselhoff and Kirstie Alley want to be on Dancing With the Stars? Chris Isaak wants to "rub butter" on possible American Idol co-host Jennifer Lopez? Billy Joel doesn't give a crap about Glee? Save us, Joel McHale!
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If this is what we have to look forward to when it comes to fall television, we all might as well start getting into movies again.