David Hasselhoff and Kirstie Alley want to be on Dancing With the Stars? Chris Isaak wants to "rub butter" on possible American Idol co-host Jennifer Lopez? Billy Joel doesn't give a crap about Glee? Save us, Joel McHale!

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If this is what we have to look forward to when it comes to fall television, we all might as well start getting into movies again.