Beau Biden, the son of Vice President Joe Biden and a former Attorney General of Delaware, has died of brain cancer. He was 46.

At least three adults and one child were killed Thursday in what police are calling a suspicious blaze that erupted just blocks from Joe Biden’s home.

This week the Vice President and Social Chair of the United States groped the wife of Ashton Carter as he was sworn in as Secretary of Defense. This was funny—Joe Biden, he's wacky!—but also sort of not funny and indicative of a creepy, creepy trend.

During Tuesday's swearing in of Ashton Carter, our new Secretary of Defense, Vice President Joe Biden had a word or two reserved for Carter's wife, Stephanie. What words they were, we'll never know, because they were whispered sensuously into her ear, but here are some possible words: sweet; cheeks; Bubba J; grind; heyooooo; stuffed; thrust.

Joe Biden goes crazy for a swing state. Always has, always will.

On Saturday night, multiple shots were fired from a road outside Vice President Biden's home in Greenville, Delaware, The Washington Post reports. According to the Secret Service, the shots were fired from inside a vehicle that then fled the area. No one was injured.

According to the Wall Street Journal, one of Joe Biden's sons was kicked out of the Navy reserves last year after he tested positive for cocaine less than a month after joining.

Who is Joe Biden (other than the hardest-partying vice president in U.S. history, that is)? When a visit from the VP interfered with traffic near Jimmy Kimmel's studio, he sent a reporter out to Hollywood Boulevard to find out what Americans really know about this Biden character.

Vice President Joe Biden, my friend and yours, is not out here to fuck around, no matter how you slice it. To ISIS, terrorists, or anyone at all whose primary goal is to intimidate and injure Americans, Biden has a clear message: all of you will reside in hell. Good riddance, you pieces of shit.

Vice President Joe Biden posted a #ThrowBackThursday picture on Twitter yesterday, and boy was he hot in his youth — #letsbuildatimemachine so that he can #getinsideme.

Vice President Joe Biden, the US's chosen delegate to this year's World Cup, had a little laid-back get-together with his new best friends yesterday evening in Brazil. Oh maybe you've heard of them? They're called the US Men's National Team. In Biden's words: "Are you kidding me? This is a kick, man."

In a first-person account published today, Talia Maselli, the Connecticut teen who asked "Diamond" Joe Biden to prom, confirms that Joe Biden has far too much time on his hands.

A Connecticut teen delivered the celebrity prom invitation to (hopefully) end all celebrity prom invitations when she asked U.S. Vice President "Diamond Joe" Biden to be her date.

Like sending your little brother to the faraway grocery store to pick up an essential tool that has not yet been invented, Joe Biden will be off to the World Cup this summer as the United States' prime political representative.

[Vice President Joe Biden stands with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, his wife Sarah, and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair at a state funeral held on Monday for late Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. He died on Saturday. Image via AP.]

[Excited about the grand opening of Delaware hoagie chain Capriotti's first Washington branch, Vice President Joe Biden put in his order right after 11 a.m. on Thursday. "The only way to eat these things is with hot peppers," Biden said, "but not everybody understands that. You know what I mean?" Photo by Carolyn Kaster via AP]

Vice President Joe Biden didn’t just call one wrong Marty Walsh on Tuesday night. He apparently called some random lady’s voicemail and left a congratulatory message for Marty Walsh there too. You can listen to Uncle Joe’s hilarious misdial here.

Vice President Joe Biden tried calling Marty Walsh to congratulate him for winning the Boston mayor’s race. Except Biden called the wrong Marty Walsh. “Marty, you did it, you son of a gun,” Biden declared to a man who is not the mayor-elect of Boston.

It's said that connections can open a lot of doors, but Caroline Biden learned last month that jail cell doors aren't among them.