Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler has some thoughts, and those thoughts include pigs in a blanket and the bleakness of the bouquet toss.

Here's a Friday afternoon snack: just-unearthed footage of Christine O'Donnell from a 2003 Scarborough Country panel discussion, during which O'Donnell claimed to have "remain[ed] chaste" and also said it was possible to stop all of America from having sex.

Fox News' Megyn Kelly and her guest, infamous rage-clown Rep. Steve King, cannot fathom why Democrats would invite comedian Stephen Colbert to a taxpayer-funded hearing today. And according to King, Colbert "staged" his recent workday with migrant laborers.

Stephen Colbert made his spontaneous, in-character appearance testifying in a House committee this morning, where he said some very nice things about migrant workers. This came after mean old Rep. John Conyers asked him to leave at the hearing's start.

Citing "several unforeseen professional responsibilities," Meghan McCain bowed out of a campus speaking engagement tonight... and is now tweeting up a storm about "my first real time off in months," partying with "my favorite crew of sinners" in Las Vegas.

Forbes' list of the 400 richest Americans is out today, with Jay-Z and Warren Buffett on the cover. Funny, since there's only one black person on the list, and it's not Jay-Z. Who is on the list? A breakdown, below.

Despite a brief Gossip Girl stint and an upcoming Morgan Freeman movie about a crippled dolphin, the one-time Disney queen's heyday seems mostly ended. So it's time to move out of the $7M, 9,827 sq.ft. palace in Toluca Lake.

Welcome to the 2010 pilot season! Here, you'll find all of this season's pilots reviewed and scrutinized for your viewing pleasure. Read our reviews, watch clips, and join us in the discussion of Pilot Season's biggest winners (and losers.)

Our local NBC affiliate was lucky to grab Madonna and Lourdes on the pink carpet at the reveal of their Material Girl clothing line. The two chatted about sharing clothes, favorite colors and the discrepancy between their shoe sizes.

While Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have managed, throughout the years, to frighten people with their fashion choices, it's never been anything quite like this: a clip from one of their films, slowed down, and turned into the scariest thing ever.

To remove a tumor "the size of a calzone," doctors split a woman in half and attached her leg to her spine. They're calling it a "pogo stick" surgery, the first of its kind. The patient is in good spirits.

Calling it "The Night of The Drunk Moms," Tina Fey talked about the Emmy after-parties she attended alongside Amy Poehler and Jon Hamm. Said Tina, "Word of advice? Don't try to keep up with Don Draper." Don't worry, we won't!

Do you know "a Female Journalist who stands out from the crowd and not in a good way!" Meaning she's unattractive? Why not ambush her with a visit from What Not to Wear? She'll love you for it! Details below.

Silly Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, having lost her re-election primary, is now running a write-in campaign. Her job is ensure that voters can spell "Murkowski" correctly. This is difficult — especially when her own ad misspells her name.

Sarah Palin hasn't been in headlines for a day or two, but this expensive-looking video production she's released should cure that. It's about the Tea Party, of which she approves! Watch as they descend on a desert hellscape, for America.

Au Revoir, Paris! Bonjour, Stinktown. Last night was the last of our two faaaabulous Paris-set episodes, in which we saw Blair and Charlene Bass reunited, among other dramatic things.

Barack Obama doesn't want businesses thinking he's anti-business. So he held a town hall today for CNBC, which literally all businesses watch. A common middle-class person posed a brutal first question, however, saying she's "exhausted of defending you."

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak previously asked us not to be tardy for the party. Now, she declares: "Research me, you'll find me, click them keys in Google," in her new song, "Google Me." Hilarious preview clip, inside.

Behold, the "Blog Writer Dress" and "Blog Editor Dress," from a store that also sells a "Literary Arts Dress," "Journalism Dress," and "Texture Message Dress." By assessing these outfits' relative cuteness, we can figure which kind of writing is best.

Good news: "Shoppers experience the same rush of endorphins when they stumble across a hot sale promotion as they do when they are sexually aroused." So if you shopped during Fashion's Night Out, you have been to an orgy.