Like the finale of one of Tennessee Williams's lesser plays, the scenes of Jersey Shore, played out like a delirious tragedy rather than the greatest sociological experiment of our time. Naturally it all had to do with Sammi and Ronnie and their continued violent love battle.

Jersey Shore brawler and undiscovered artistic talent Jenni "JWOWW" Farley released her dating guide, The Rules According to JWOWW, today. Shockingly, she's got some pretty good advice for everyone.

Zach Efron got down with an Australian starlet. Charlie Sheen battles off porn stars. Lauren Conrad's reality show gets dumped. Russell Brand's unexpected high school picture. Gisele horrifies cancer doctors everywhere. Saturday Gossip roundup is aluminum-free.

Snooki and JWOWW are supposedly hunting for a location to film their Jersey Shore spin-off. TMZ thinks it discovered the front-runner. The place looks really bland for these two. Maybe they'll paint it orange and festoon it in Ed Hardy?

Charlie Sheen cut a porn star $30,000 after she partied with him. Sheen also says he's fine. Demi Lovato returns from rehab, and Chris Brown wants to go to awards shows with Rhianna. Saturday Gossip Roundup!

When watching Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, we're looking for new and exciting behavior. However there is one pattern that repeats constantly: Sammi and Ronnie breaking up. It happened again, this time with more violence!

Jesse James isn't a Nazi, he's just really "into history," OK? Padma Lakshmi's custody battle erupts. Jessica Simpson fights to keep an embarrassing exercise video under wraps. Wednesday's gossip roundup comes back to bite your well-toned butt.

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW, the most important artist of our generation, has taken up painting once again. This time it's not still lifes and nude figures, but the walls of her house. Next stop: the Whitney! [via]

A wise man once said to "never fall in love at the Jersey Shore," but still the women of Jersey Shore continue to try to find their happiness through love. Too bad their quest only brings, tears, theft, and destruction.

On last night's episode of Jersey Shore, Jwoww broke up with her boyfriend, Tom, over the phone. In retaliation, Tom went to her house, stole all of her stuff and maybe killed her dogs. Just another day on the Shore.

You wouldn't know it from watching her on television, but Jersey Shore star Jenni "JWOWW" Farley has the soul of an artist. How do we know? We found a website full of her college artwork.

No one knows how to party like the guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. But the drinking can go from fun to filthy. Let us have a close look at Snooki's drunkest moment.

Now that the eight subjects in the most important sociological experiment of our time are back in their native habitat, it's time for them to play. Of course they go to Karma, where they get soused and cause a riot.

Remember when two Jersey Shore gals mocked Joy on YouTube? She chalks it up to imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and said she was surprised to see the video because she "thought AA meetings were private."

Two Jersey Shore castmates recorded this 8-minute-long video in which they pretend to be Joy Behar on The View. In it, they talk about how they believe Joy hates modern-day guidettes because she was made fun of in school. Classy!

Now begins a very exciting new chapter in the most important sociological experiment of our time, when the Jersey Shore guidos return to their native habitat. But there are no past glories in Seaside Heights—only destruction.

Click to viewAfter a lackluster (there, I said it) second season and brief preview of Season 3, I was beginning to worry that Jersey Shore was turning into a horrendous bore. I think I was wrong.

Jersey Shore brawler JWOWW is best known for beating the crap out of people and wearing clothing that even hookers would find offensive. She appeared at an event last night looking gorgeous and chic. What a disappointment!

Here's the first glimpse of season three of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. Watch JWOWW fight, The Situation hook up, and Snooki face plant in the sand. It's the same as it ever was.

Prince William and Kate get cuddly. Nicole Richie gets married, elephant in tow. Miley Cyrus soldiers on despite bong-ripping controversy, and Madonna is banned from TV. Sunday gossip round up is a blizzard of titillating details