Dan Bilzerian, the king of Instagram, is known for a few things: playing high-stakes poker, buying his way into film roles, and posting photos of guns, cars, and women. On Thursday, he threw one of those women off a roof, aiming for a swimming pool. It didn't work out.

Every member of Congress gets Hustler in the mail. No member of Congress can stop it. Who's to say they'd want to?

Back in April, a high school in Florida fired its English teacher after learning that she was moonlighting as an "eyecandy model" for an obscure promotion company called XXXTremeVisionRadio.

In a full page ad printed in yesterday's Washington Post, porn magnate Larry Flynt, founder of the pioneering nudie mag Hustler, promised to shell out one million dollars to anyone with verifiable information about Mitt Romney's "unreleased tax returns, and/or details of his offshore accounts and business partnerships."

Larry Flynt, perpetual king of the publicity stunt, has offered Jersey Shore's awful outfit wearer Mike "The Fitchuation" Sorrentino money to wear his Hustler line of clothes. This comes days after Abercrombie & Fitch offered him cash not to wear A&F clothing in the world's first case of reverse product placement.

Did you know Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has a Huffington Post column? Whereas most celebrity Huffington Post columnists say nothing in as many words as possible, Larry Flynt says nothing in as few words possible. His post today on online privacy is a strange masterpiece of brevity.

Casey Anthony, who legally did not kill her child but societally kinda did, has been offered $500,000 to pose nude for old rascal Larry Flynt's Hustler magazine.

Somehow-alive Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has seen New York gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino's many porn emails, approved, and offered him the job of executive editor at his magazine. Will Paladino accept, and bring more breast-milk fetish shots to Hustler?

Avatar… biggest movie EVER. That 3D stuff sure was impressive! And now the franchise is moving into a new genre, with the fall 2010 release of Hustler's This Ain't Avatar XXX, a sexxxy adaptation of the James Cameron hit. [Slashfilm]

Looks like coke queen and Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub could not prevent her sex tape from coming out for long. TMZ reports it is being released June 14th by Hustler. New Jersey ruins everything again.

Pornographer-scholar Larry Flynt is writing a "sweeping account of how the sex lives of American presidents have had a tangible effect on American policy." Was Benjamin Harrison's timidity on civil service reform related to gonorrhea? Probably! We'll soon find out.

Larry Flynt holds his smut to the highest of lecherous standards, which is why he is suing his lazy, good-for-nothing nephews for attaching their family's good name to shoddy, amateurish products.

[Job seekers talk to a Hustler strip club representative at a career fair in San Francisco; image via Getty]

Oh dear. Hustler has produced the inevitable: Lindsay Lohan-based parody porn. The Untrue Hollywood Stories installment (trailer is PG-13 but the ads on Fleshbot are decidedly NSFW) follows Lilo's ruined trajectory (including a Sam Ronson lookalike!).

Meet "Lisa Ann," the "amateur" picked by Hustler magazine to play role of Sarah Palin in an upcoming "movie." [Less Clothes via Defamer]

The Craigslist casting call might have assured its inevitability, but we still worked hard to suppress our awareness of Sarah Impalin', The Vice is Right or some like-titled porn romp featuring the sexual adventures of a woman suspiciously resembling Sarah Palin. Alas, America can't subsist on Tina Fey's painstaking simulacra alone, and new NSFW photos from the set confirm that the producers found their Sarah Barracuda — who shares a little more than a wink and a cup of coffee with her neighbors.Hustler's amateur outreach a few weeks back must not have yielded many takers; porn veteran Lisa Ann is featured in the new film as the Alaska governor/GOP vice-presidential hopeful, whom it appears can see Russian troops from her house. The gallery currently online at Less Clothes doesn't let on much more of the story, as it were (or if anal ever really was required, despite the producers' insistence otherwise) than that, though it does conclude with a cryptic snapshot of a large syringe packed with a milky mystery liquid that we're sure Joe Sixpack will approve multiple times when it arrives on DVD in the weeks ahead. So congrats to all involved for cranking this out so economically before the election — and without a single Taser incident! Oh, which reminds us: Don't forget to copy-edit the film's Web site before taking it live. We'd hate to think this looked rushed at all.

Penguin Group paid $350,000 for a book about former Gov. Eliot Spitzer's rise and comeuppance (ahem), to be written by Fortune's Peter Elkind, according to a report in the Observer. But better still, there's going to be a movie! In case, you know, visualizations of Spitzer having sex weren't horrifying enough when confined your imagination. Writes the Observer, "Filmmaker Alex Gibney... is working on a Spitzer documentary, the release of which will be timed to the publication of the book." A documentary? Meh. Spitzer's life calls out — screams out, really, in ecstasy — for filthy fictionalization. And of course Larry Flint and Hustler are already on the case with Gov Love: The Elliott Splitz-Her Story, the safe-for-work trailer for which is after the jump.

Since resigning, all we've seen of Eliot Spitzer is the underside of his collar. His paid lady friend, though, is everywhere. Or at least, as usual, people would like to pay her vast amounts of money to be everywhere.

Good news, pervs! Hustler publisher and First Amendment champion Larry Flynt has decided to expand his sticky empire with a restaurant chain. The Hustler Bar & Grille (the "e" stands for classy!) will be "Hooters meets Hard Rock Cafe," inevitably landing in the usual tourist meccas. Sadly, the joints will not feature any nudity or entertainment, save for the menu: