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How to Get Americans Back to the Movies
Hamilton Nolan · 06/18/12 03:28PMOh heck, a new survey says that going to the movies is a "frequent source of entertainment" for only 3% of your fellow Americans. Three dang percent. What the hey are you doing with your time now, Americans? Masturbating? Where, and in what ways? Do you have pictures? That's not the point. The point is that the movies must be saved. But how?
John Travolta's Allegedly Gay Penis: A History
Maureen O'Connor · 05/09/12 12:41PMAfter decades of rumored gay bath house orgies and Scientology "cures," John Travolta's sex life is back in the news with sexual battery charges from a pair of male masseurs. Running parallel to the story of John Travolta's rise to fame is the story of his allegedly gay penis' rise to infamy. Now presenting John Travolta: A Portrait of the Actor as the Sum of His Gay Rumors.
To the Western World: Africans Challenge Hollywood's Stereotypical Depiction of Africans
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/25/12 03:13PMFour African men — Benard, Brian, Derrick, Gabriel — address the Western world re: one-track stereotypes used by Hollywood in its portrayal of African men.
'Maternity Concierges' Are the Latest Ludicrous Luxury for Hollywood Cretins (Who Are Pregnant)
Hamilton Nolan · 03/02/12 12:30PMI Went to the Pre-Oscar Celebrity Gifting Suites and All I Got Was This Sense of Disgust
Hamilton Nolan · 02/26/12 04:35PMThird Hangover Movie Imminent
Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/12 01:47PMHollywood Reporter via NYDN: "After months of headaches over stars Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifanakis and Ed Helms' $15 million-plus contract demands, Warner Brothers is nearing a deal" for The Hangover III. Hollywood will not stop until it grinds this franchise into the ground, sucking every last dollar and ounce of humor from Zach Galifanakis' slowly draining soul. Not a bad way to go, all things considered. [image via Warner-Brothers]
Zooey Deschanel Not Nominated for Oscars
Max Read · 01/25/12 11:35AMLady Who Found a Severed Head in Hollywood Hills Posed for a Smiling Trophy Photo: How Much Is It Worth?
Maureen O'Connor · 01/19/12 03:25PMHarvey Weinstein Has Risen From the Grave to Feast on the Bones of His Enemies
John Cook · 01/16/12 04:42PMHere's the Actress Suing IMDb for Revealing Her Real Age
Maureen O'Connor · 01/06/12 06:16PMThe mysterious actress suing IMDb for revealing her "real age" and "real Asian name" has been revealed: Huong Hoang, stage name Junie Hoang, is a 40-year-old Vietnam-born Texan who says IMDb's ruthless privacy invasion has jeopardized her career as "Ghetto Girl Three" in Hoodrats 2: Hoodrat Warriors and "Sandy" in Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.
James Franco Is Going to Ruin Literature Once Again
Brian Moylan · 01/03/12 06:18PMMan Sentenced to One Year For Leaking Terrible Hugh Jackman Movie
Seth Abramovitch · 12/20/11 12:46AMShooter Dead After Killing Spree in Hollywood
Seth Abramovitch · 12/09/11 04:04PM[UPDATED WITH VIDEO] "It was shooting crazy," said one bystander of a freak shooting spree at the corners of Hollywood Blvd. Sunset Blvd.* and Vine St. — the Crossroads of Forgotten Dreams — this morning. According to the LA Times report, a gunman started firing randomly at passing cars at 10:30 a.m., hitting one man in a Mercedes in the head and grazing another in the leg. Bystanders waved over two cops who were working on a movie shoot down the street, and they fired on the shooter, killing him. Way to go, LAPD!
Chris Brown Doesn't Deserve This Lovely House
Leah Beckmann · 11/22/11 12:58PMBoring Old Brian Grazer to Replace Brett Ratner at Oscars
Max Read · 11/09/11 07:12PMBrett Ratner Admits He 'Banged' Olivia Munn, But Never Jerked Off While Eating Shrimp
Seth Abramovitch · 11/03/11 11:42PMNoted Hollywood fauxteur Brett Ratner appeared on Attack of the Show to pimp his latest brain-smoothing studio confection, Tower Heist. After a comfortable amount of brown-nosing, host Kevin Pereira pointedly asked the director if rumors were true that a particularly unflattering passage in former co-host Olivia Munn's memoir, Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures Of A Hollywood Geek, had referred to Ratner. (The story, as Munn recounts it, involved a major movie director whipping out his tiny penis without warning and proceeding to jerk off, while simultaneously eating cocktail-sauce-slathered jumbo shrimps with the other hand.)
Ryan Seacrest's First Movie Will Destroy the American Entertainment Industry
Brian Moylan · 11/03/11 12:35PMFox News Boldly Declares Sexy Women the Funniest Women
Richard Lawson · 10/13/11 12:14PMIt's rare that you come across an article and, upon reading it, wonder to yourself "Is this the most horrifying thing ever written?" But occasionally there are things like this, an article on Fox News' website bearing the title "New Crop of Comediennes Combine Funny Bones With Banging Bodies." Terrific!