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No One Wants to Sit Next to Ted Cruz
Ashley Feinberg · 02/24/16 06:43PMBane of his family’s existence Ted Cruz isn’t very popular among his colleagues, either—this much we knew. Ted, however, still seems to be struggling with the concept. Because while attending Antonin Scalia’s funeral this past weekend, he kept insisting on sitting next to other humans. And absolutely no one wanted to sit next to Ted.
A Guide To Spinning Your Favorite Republican Candidate's Slaughter At the Hands of Donald Trump
Jordan Sargent · 02/24/16 02:10PMLast night, your favorite Republican candidate once again got massacred by Donald Trump. It might seem like things are getting pretty dire. It’s going to be hard for you to defend your favorite Republican candidate to your co-workers at the water cooler, where you all discuss politics daily. But you really shouldn’t worry. Honestly. Your favorite Republican candidate is going to beat Donald Trump, there’s no question about it. Just listen to their campaigns!
Billionaire Sheldon Adelson Caucused for Someone Last Night But He Won't Say Who
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/24/16 09:50AMBillionaire casino mogul Sheldon Adelson has, so far in this election, refrained from donating obscene amounts of money to any one candidate. (He’s reportedly waiting to see how things play out in an effort to avoid wasting another $100 million this election cycle.) But he did show up to caucus last night for... someone.
Here's Marco Rubio Trying To Talk Smack
Melissa Cronin · 02/21/16 03:55PMThe Presidential Race Is Over; Donnie Wahlberg Has Chosen
Melissa Cronin · 02/21/16 02:19PM‘Who Knows What Was in My Head?’ Donald Trump Asks the Eternal Question
Melissa Cronin · 02/21/16 12:32PMMarco Rubio To Score Coveted Endorsement From World's Worst Boxer
Melissa Cronin · 02/21/16 10:07AMRepublican Voters in South Carolina Absolutely Love Trump's Muslim Ban
Melissa Cronin · 02/20/16 08:13PMDonald Trump Wins South Carolina Republican Primary With Huge Lead
Melissa Cronin · 02/20/16 07:30PMTed Cruz and Ben Carson Spent Half an Hour Alone in a Closet Last Night
Ashley Feinberg · 02/19/16 05:32PMWelcome to Heidi Cruz's Living Hell
Ashley Feinberg · 02/18/16 09:31AMDonald Trump Wasn't Wrong When He Accused the RNC of Stacking the Debate Audience
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/15/16 09:54AMTed Cruz Threatens To Subject Us to Many Merciless Hours of His Face With Filibuster
Melissa Cronin · 02/14/16 12:12PMBy some sad twist of fate, Ted Cruz, a man whose face is regularly broadcast to millions of television viewers, does not possess a face that is pleasing to the eye. What’s worse, he’d now like to openly display that face to the public for hours on end: the Senator from Texas has promised a filibuster.
Where Was All the Vape Talk at the Debate, Demands Right-Wing Vaping Champion
Melissa Cronin · 02/14/16 10:38AMWatch the Republicans Yell at Each Other in Terrible Spanish
Melissa Cronin · 02/13/16 10:26PMThe dialogue during the Republican presidential debate on Saturday evening got heated. So heated, in fact, that it devolved into an entirely different language, giving everyone in the audience a fun glimpse at the Spanish skills of the candidates who want to expel many of this country’s Spanish-speaking residents.
Donald Trump Reignites Bitter Feud With the RNC Over 'Washington Tricks'
Melissa Cronin · 02/13/16 03:05PMIran Official Claims U.S. Republicans Asked to Delay Prisoner Release Until After Presidential Election
Andy Cush · 02/11/16 11:45AMAli Shamkhani, chief of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, claimed today that U.S. Republican officials reached out to Tehran asking that the recent release of four American prisoners be delayed until after the upcoming presidential election. There are very good reasons to be skeptical of Shamkhani’s claim. If it is true, it is completely insane.