Donald Trump spoke with George Stephanopolous about his plans to regain respect for America: by taxing China. What? He even stalls before his answers like a reality show pro, assuring us that we'll be "shocked" by his answers. Video inside!

After what seemed like hours of dire Wills and Kate engagement news on GMA, Tina Brown, author of The Diana Chronicles, strapped on her balls and finally said it: "Being a member of the royal family is a real slog."

Ty Burrell and Jesse Ferguson claim they are not like their characters on Modern Family. However, you can picture teen girls cringing as the actors shared embarrassing stories and deflected compliments, just like card-carrying suburban fathers.

Besides the usual Reagan touting and jowl jiggling, Newt Gingrich was almost tolerable on this morning's GMA. Official Newt Opinion: Obama can, in fact, "pull a Clinton" and reemerge from midterm election mayhem.

Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell told Good Morning America today that she regrets saying "I'm not a witch" to open her first ad, because instead of killing the rumor, it just inflamed it. Imagine! Give that campaign manager a raise.

This morning, Deanna Favre—wife of the subject of an NFL investigation regarding his allegedly inappropriate texts to a Jets employee—appeared on GMA. When asked about the scandal, Deanna looked to a higher power for an explanation. Watch inside.

Sally Davies bought a burger and fries from McDonalds six months ago, which to this day show no signs of decay. Watch as the noted vegetarian shares her findings with GMA, thus rendering McDonalds inedible. Well, not really.

GMA got a look at the self-driving Google car and decided to test the vehicle's impact response by jumping in front of it while it was moving. The results are intriguing, but could this be the origin of Skynet?

Ex-CNN anchor Rick Sanchez gave his first interview since being fired last week on today's Good Morning America. He shows remorse, then plugs his book. He also doesn't believe there are any Hispanics anchoring primetime shows, even if there are.

"I'm not trying to make excuses" former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez said to GMA's George Stephanpoulos this morning, before launching into a slew of them. Pretty typical, but he has a lot of other issues on his mind.

A recent YouTube sensation features footage of a mountaineer seemingly 300 feet from molten lava. Always there to protect the integrity of the Internet, GMA an expert in "visual forensics" to answer the question on everyone's minds: is it real?

LADIES! It's time to purchase a hunk-tastic FDNY calendar for "charity." Robin Roberts surely will. And fellas, next time remember to be "unapologetically handsome" and you'll be halfway to being without a shirt on Good Morning America.

Michael Bolton's shoddy dancing is what did him in, getting him eliminated early from the 11th season of DWTS. Afterwards, he reveals his 90-year-old mother was present to witness the drubbing taken from judge Bruno.

Michael J. Fox had them and now you can too: shoes that tie themselves. Power laces, operated by electric components hidden in the sole, loosen and tighten with the press of a button. Video demonstration from today's GMA inside.

Dressed in his best "geek wear" Justin Timberlake (who plays the founder of Napster) proves he is of the people. He whispers (on national television, no less!) that if he had gone to college he would have illegally downloaded music.

Journalism student Chelsea Kate Isaacs got in an email pissing contest with Apple CEO Steve Jobs because the company's PR department wouldn't give her a comment for a class assignment. She tells us she got a "B/B+" on the paper.

We were highly amused by the controversy surrounding Katy Perry's busty guest performance on Sesame Street. (Her duet with Elmo was was cut because of her revealing dress.) But Elmo says he'd love to have Katy back on the show.

Stephen will testify before Congress tomorrow on behalf of the United Farm Workers Association, but today he discussed his other D.C. initiative with poor George Stephanopoulos: his March to Keep Fear Alive. Colbert brought his "A" game to GMA.

Remember Chelsea Kate Isaacs, the college senior who emailed Steve Jobs for help on a paper and was told off by the Apple CEO? She really does exist, and this morning she spoke out about the incident on GMA.

The FAA is deciding whether or not to approve a new class of flying—below your standard economy or coach class—which will sport newly designed saddles with minuscule legroom, making your already atrocious flying experience suck that much more.