Bill O'Reilly was on Good Morning America this morning to promote his new book, Pinheads and Patriots, talk tea-party politics, class warfare, and admire Stephanopolous' well-rested face. Awkward.

Ohio Congressman John Boehner wants the White House to focus not on what he's saying, but on top priority issues facing our country. So what does Good Morning America's George Stephanopoulos want to discuss? Boehner's bitchin' tan!

Asian carp are infesting the Great Lakes at such a high volume that they're endangering lucrative salmon and trout populations. The region, which relies heavily on its fishing industry, is trying anything and everything to get rid of them.

Meghan McCain's book about her father's 2008 presidential campaign, Dirty Sexy Politics, comes out today. Have you finished it yet? If not, here's a primer based on her Good Morning America appearance today: She has mixed feelings about Sarah Palin!

Today on Good Morning America we met Connie Culp, the first in the country to undergo a face transplant after being shot in the face by her husband. This woman has been through thirty surgeries just to smile and smell.

Jennifer Aniston's latest film, The Switch, has incurred the wrath of Bill O'Reilly, who believes the film goes against "traditional family values". Here, Aniston clarifies exactly what message she wants to send.

Lou Dobbs and Rob Reiner stopped by Good Morning America to discuss some pressing issues facing our country, including the ground zero debate. No, not that ground zero debate, the one focused on Fried or Grilled Chicken.

While promoting his new film, The Expendables, Sly Stallone revealed just how fit he is. Turns out he's not the bench-pressing beast he used to be. At least he has a sense of humor about it.

Steven Slater—the JetBlue flight attendant who became a national treasure by quitting his job in a blaze of pissed-off, flamboyantly gay glory—has broken his silence. All the latest details on our hero and his plight.

On this morning's Good Morning America, George Stephanopoulos made Jason Bateman to answer some tough questions. Not about the possible Arrested Development movie, but about his June make out session with Dustin Hoffman during the NBA finals.

When I woke up this morning, the last thing I expected to see was a clip of Shaquille O'Neal singing to Justin Bieber. But this exists, and it is our duty to share it.

Good Morning America was supposed to air a follow-up today to yesterday's report on 11-year-old cyberbullying victim Jessi Slaughter. It got spiked. Why? For one thing, a harassment campaign by 4chan users discouraged GMA's cyberbullying expert from going back on.

When asked if her children will watch her upcoming film about being a federal agent, Jolie confessed while she wants her kids to see it eventually. But right now it seems a little too startling.

ABC News now has its own iPad app! And on GMA this morning, Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos and Juju Chang demonstrated it for the viewers—or tried to—in a segment full of glitches and awkward/morbid story finds. Video inside.

Today, Good Morning America sat down with Jessi Slaughter, the 11 year-old victim of intense cyberbullying, and her parents. She talked about the content of her videos and how she's reacted to the firestorm that her videos touched off.

Following the latest Old Spice ad blitz, GMA had on Isaiah Mustafa, the shirtless man from the ads. Taking a page from his character, Mustafa appeared, via Skype, shirtless and proceeded to make all the hosts swoon.

The cops who busted Lindsay Lohan mistook her drug stash for a crushed mint. Tinsley Mortimer faked a relationship. John McCain loves to gamble. Things get even dicier for The Office. Hump day's gossip is full of boobs.

Lindsay's favorite non-alcoholic beverage is alcoholic! Lady Gaga shocks another sports stadium. Snooki throws a drink. Good Morning America has a gay kiss double-standard. "Kidnapped" Jeremy London's story keeps getting dumber. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is advancing to the next round.

Just when you thought you'd never have to hear "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" again, Miley Cyrus goes and does a cover of it. Watch the duo perform—proof that we haven't gotten rid of this song quite yet.

Yet another rich old woman has left her wealth to her pooch. Judging by these photos, looks like the money will go towards the animal's eclectic (and awesome) wardrobe and lifestyle.