After what seemed like hours of dire Wills and Kate engagement news on GMA, Tina Brown, author of The Diana Chronicles, strapped on her balls and finally said it: "Being a member of the royal family is a real slog."

Everybody calm the eff down. This is Ameri-cah (first pump included), the engagement of royal figureheads across the pond will not affect you, I promise.

[There was a video here]