After 15 long months, Glenn Beck has finally unloaded his home in New Canaan, Conn., for $3.6 million—a 14% loss from the $4.25 million he paid for it in 2005 and 27% than it was listed for last year. Stick with gold, Glenn.

The French rolled up in more than 30 armored cars to the compound of Ivory Coast 'strongman' Laurent Gbagbo today and finally arrested him. All hail the French! The civil war sparked by Gbagbo's refusal to step down following his election loss last November is hopefully reaching its conclusion. This will come as terrible news to several prominent evangelical Christians back here in America.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart talked about what we all figured he'd talk about: Glenn Beck's departure from Fox News. And, naturally, Stewart bid adieu to the paranoid loudmouth by reviving his famed, equally conspiratorial impersonation of Beck.

Glenn Beck announced his departure from Fox News on his show tonight. As it turns out, he is the Paul Revere of the 21st century, and this show was his "midnight ride." And now he is going back to silversmithing? Apparently? Also, there is something called "E4." Goodbye, Glenn! We'll miss you, and your bizarre attempts at gravity.

Emotionally unstable television host Glenn Beck is pulling a Palin and quitting his Fox News Channel show later this year, according to a cryptic and confusing press release published on his web site, The Blaze. (The site is down right now, apparently from all the "Beck is quitting" traffic, but the Google cache is still there.)

After losing more than 300 advertisers in the last year, Glenn Beck may lose his Fox News show when his contract expires in December. And on tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert did his best to prepare us for the upcoming "Glennpocalypse."

You're treading on some bizarre, uncharted territory if Glenn Beck says you're making him "a little uncomfortable" with rants about bombing China and questioning whether or not Barack Obama is a secret Muslim without a birth certificate. But that's what Donald Trump has done, after his lengthy interview with Bill O'Reilly earlier in the week. Watch for yourself courtesy of "Birther Report," ha.

What will right-wing talk show host Glenn Beck do when his contract with Fox News runs out in December? Maybe he will re-sign with Fox. Maybe he will become a hairdresser! Or maybe he will start his own cable channel.

In your unequal Tuesday media column: women aren't the boss very much, a look at Rupert Murdoch's underling, Glenn Beck's murky future, a self-publishing superstar, and NYT paywall hacks are beside the point.

Click to viewPeople around the world have been struggling to comprehend the tragedy that hit Japan on Friday. Even Fox News personality Glenn Beck! "I'm not saying God is... causing earthquakes," he told his Monday radio listeners. "I'm not not saying that either."

In your waterlogged Friday media column: Fox News chooses Japan over Glenn Beck, Adam Moss can't come up with any good insults, the New York Times knows what you need to read, and everyone's getting into this whole iPad thing.

Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck's contract with Fox News is up at the end of December, and David Carr reports that it might not be renewed:

In your trenchant Thursday media column: Glenn Beck apologizes for something, Slate in Palin Cunt scandal, AOL execs make way for Arianna, Yahoo grabs a Politico writer, and a Katie Couric career check-in.

Glenn Beck was on Bill O'Reily's show last night, talking about his ongoing anti-Google crusade. (See video above.) Glenn Beck only pays attention to things insofar as they fit into his crazy conspiracy theories, and he suddenly became aware of Google a couple weeks ago as news emerged about the key role Google executive Wael Ghonim played in Egypt's revolution.

Apparently not content with his original musings on the popular uprising in Egypt (" The entire Mediterranean is on fire.") Fox News host Glenn Beck has expanded the scope of his theories to include the sinister engineers at Google, about whom he says:

Click to view Did you know that Fox News host Glenn Beck is a huge fan of British rock band Muse? Or, he used to be—he said "they 'get it,'" whatever that means—until their performance at the Grammys last night.

Tonight, Jon Stewart returned from vacation with a segment about the revolution in Egypt—or, more specifically, the media's reaction to it. From those trying to credit Twitter, to Fox News' post-revolution fear-mongering, and more, nobody was safe.

Ever since the Egyptian protests began two weeks ago, the conservative movement has been struggling to spread a lockstep message through its top spokespeople.

Egypt! It's so complicated. Is it a popular democratic uprising? Or is it a collusion between the Muslim Brotherhood and Bill Ayers in the hopes of instating global Sharia law? Or is it just a sign of the Muslim antichrist?

Tonight, Jon Stewart confronted the conflicting view of many conservatives that America is both 1) the greatest country ever and 2) in deep trouble/not as good as many other countries. They're political hypochondriacs! (Glenn Beck is the worst of them.)