Snooki is having a boy. But she "thought it was going to be a girl." With three months until B-Day, she and Jionni LaValle are torn between two names: Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. We personally think she should just name him Pizza.

As tied up as we are in waiting for legislation to catch up with our humanity, being a gay man can be supremely liberating. This is especially so on a behavioral level. (I assume this is similar for queer people of all and/or no genders, but I'm just speaking from experience here.) To be at peace with your queerness is to allow yourself to do whatever the fuck. We're not really expected to adhere to the heteronormative confines of masculinity, so why should we? Getting over the fear of being called a faggot really opens up the possibilities of how you represent yourself – you can be as masculine and/or as feminine as you are and/or see fit at a moment's notice. We still have to mind our environment (so, like, ease up on the lip liner in Uganda), but given the right place, we are freer than most.

TMZ reports that premier disco queen and conduit for decades of dance-music advancement Donna Summer died today at age 63. She had cancer.

The Washington Post reports that Chuck Brown, the so-called "godfather of go-go," died today in Baltimore. He was 75 and had been hospitalized for pneumonia earlier this month.

Fifty Shades of Grey, America's number one Soccer mom smut erotica, has been banned from Florida's Brevard County Libraries system.

Girls creator and Laurie Simmons' Daughter Lena Dunham was on NPR's Fresh Air with Terry Gross yesterday to address the walloping criticism slung at the show (racist, lacks diversity, stereotypical female characters).

After 37 months of pregnancy, America's most fashionable country bumpkin Jessica Simpson has given life to a baby girl. Welcome to the world, Maxwell Drew Johnson. Countless farts and pairs of Spanx preceded your arrival.

Nepotwit Kelly Osbourne has been highly visible in pop culture for 10 agonizing years now without having contributed anything to it. (Unless you count her mysteriously abandoned music career?) Lately, instead of having the decency to just be vapid, she's been stoking a fight with Christina Aguilera.

Because apparently we now live in an age where every single scrap of pop-culture minutiae requires a non-trivial examination, venerable TV writer Ken Levine took up the task of tracking down Frasier theme song writer Bruce Miller to demand an answer to the age-old question: Just what are we supposed to do with those Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs that are callin' again.

Last night on her private Twitter account @cbabymichelle, Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. "He had that romney rape thing about him," she mysteriously concludes about the "gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain's only child."

Mayim Bialik, the once be-sunflowered jewel of the 90's, has joined the ranks of fellow whacky mothers Alicia Silverstone and January Jones. Bialik has penned a parenting book called, Beyond The Sling: A Real-Life Guide To Raising Confident, Loving Children The Attachment Parenting Way. The. Sling. Because it is about the joys of "attachment parenting" and breastfeeding your toddler.

Bristol Palin's son will soon have a brother: TMZ reports that Bristol baby daddy Levi Johnston has knocked up another female Wasillan below drinking age. The lucky lady is Sunny Oglesby, age 20. She is reportedly three months pregnant and has been dating 21-year-old Levi for "just over a year."

Looks like Chevy Chase and Community creator Dan Harmon are embroiled in a good ol' fashioned Hollyweirdo fight. I guess Dan told Chevy his wife is fat or something and then Chevy responded in the best way he knew how: with words, venomous, powerful words.

The perpetually opining eldest Baldwin brother proposed to 28-year-old girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas just before his 54th birthday this weekend. Thomas is the sexxxy Spanish yoga instructor to Baldwin's rich, handsome, celebrity, because sometimes life happens exactly the way you think it will. The couple has yet to set a date but we wish them well.

Geraldo Rivera has issued an apology for his insane yammerings on how the hooded sweatshirt Trayvon Martin was wearing "is as much responsible for [his] death as George Zimmerman was." Responding to the firestorm reaction his comments elicited, Rivera apologized last night via Twitter—in the worst, infuriatingly half-assed way a person can apologize.

It seems like the only person who disrobes for the cameras more often than Lindsay Lohan is Nadya Suleman, she of the perpetually occupied womb. Here she is, posing topless for British mag Closer. They've cleverly employed the old flesh-colored undies trick, so the images are SFW.

So our own Hamilton Nolan took time out today to explain why you should never work in advertising. He is wrong. Like, really fucking wrong. Would you like to see the list of very talented and successful creative people who have worked in the field of advertising? Here's a very small sampling:

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy issue hits newsstands this week, amid widespread disappointment. Over the last six years, every part of Lindsay has been photographed repeatedly. (Her latest nip slip occurred this morning.) Now presenting Lindsay Lohan: A Portrait of the Starlet as the Sum of Her Private Parts. NSFW after the jump.

Welcome back to Gawkerazzi, when we look at pictures of celebrities and make fun of them on video, instead of in writing. Join us as we bitch about Kate Winslet's weird sausage dress, Gwyneth's Contagion, the mysterious case of a feathered bowtie, and other curiosities.

A "friend" of George Soros says the 81-year-old Hungarian mogul used to make his Brazilian ex-girlfriend Adriana Ferreyr sit at the children's table during his Sunday brunches in the Hamptons—ostensibly because she's 28, which is very young.