A new study about sexual habits and a memoir continue the nation's obsession with the former Commanding Member-in-Chief. It caused one of the great national scandals of our day, but it is time to give the old boy a rest.

It's Tuesday, which means there's another creditor going after nearly bankrupt photographer Annie Leibovitz. As we mentioned earlier, Brunswick Capital says Leibovitz refused to pay $800,000 for helping her land financing to keep her solvent. We have the complaint.

Sandy is afraid divorce will make Jesse crazy. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber aren't breaking up. Dennis Hopper has to shell out fat alimony payments. Michael Jackson's doctor won't cop a plea. Tuesday's gossip is due in family court.

RNC chief of staff Ken McKay resigned on Monday, because Republicans are not allowed to enjoy simulated lesbian bondage sex on their donors' dime. And yet Michael Steele isn't going anywhere. How does the RNC chair still have a job?

[RT @FirstDaughterMalia OMFG, does my mom have to read the same book every time other people's children are around? #whitehouseeastereggroll. Image via Getty]

After recent rumormongering by Howard Stern that implied that Jamie Foxx might be gay, the singing actor took to the radio to explain how straight he is. It has something to do with pizzas and showers.

The New York Times today pounds out a love letter to New Yorker editor David Remnick—a fairly regular occurrence. To summarize: David Remnick is a journalist with no flaws. Really? Well. As close as you'll find at Conde Nast.

Rapper Lil' Wayne might be the most tweeted-about prison blogger right now. But he's not the first. How does Wayne stack up against history's immortal prison writers?

Bruce Springsteen is so Jersey, he met his alleged mistress at a gym, where he would stand behind her on the treadmill and watch her "nicest ass" churn, according to court papers from the woman's divorce.

Carmen Llewellyn says Scientology "ruined my life and my career. I ended up addicted to painkillers." She blames Scientology for Tom Cruise's divorce from "Suppressive Person" Nicole Kidman and says the Travoltas hid their son Jett from the church.

[Justin Meltzer tries to get some work done while waiting in line at the Fifth Avenue Apple store to be one of the first to buy an iPad tomorrow. What a way to spend a beautiful day! Image via Getty]

Clash of the Titans is finally open! But friends and reviewers told me that the 3D version is a rip off. But what about the "regular" version? Well, I might check it out if it had a better name.

Forsythe, who played the quintessential '80s role as Blake Carrington on Dynasty and provided the voice of Charlie on Charlie's Angels died today after a struggle with cancer. He was 92. [Getty]

Magazines that spring to life with video. Gorgeous, instantly-updated newspapers. Custom-tailored broadcasts. The iPad could revolutionize news along these lines, which helps explain why it makes people so giddy. The new era begins with these nine news apps.

The pompadour-with-legs counts the scandal-plagued golfer as a good friend, and now defends him, saying "I really think that there's tremendous ­pressure you wouldn't understand from the world of golf." Yes, all that pleasant walking. Plus: balls, holes. Y'know. [NYDN]

An intrepid reader writes, "How do you decide which is the better term 'apeshit' or 'batshit'? It must be a tough call." With all the different types of shit out there, choosing the correct shit can be a mess.

For a man who wears pretty much exactly the same thing every single day—a high-collared white shirt, blazer, dark slacks, and a fat tie—the Grand Moff of the fashion world sure needs a lot of luggage. How much?

[Michelle Obama helps a group of school children plant seeds in the White House Kitchen Garden today. Image via Getty]

Everyone who wants to get set up with a rich New Yorker on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker should apply here. Millionaires looking to be set up should apply here. And homosexual millionaires should apply here. Good luck!

Today we looked at crazy Bill Donohue: Child Rape Apologist. Naturally the topic sparked a lot of discussion, including one post from a commenter wondering about the really big picture of it all.