The ex-boyfriend Bristol Palin dumped to be with Levi gave an interview yesterday and revealed that Bristol's big brother Track—who is friends with the ex—called his sister "two four-letter pejoratives." Which ones?

As the iPhone's reception problems exploded into a major controversy, Steve Jobs was trying to enjoy a vacation on Hawaii's Big Island with his family, according to a spy who says he saw the Apple CEO at Kona Village Resort.

It's summer. Aside from oil spills, ranting celebrities, and imprisoned starlets, there's not much going on. Divert yourself with this game wherein we ask you to match the reality star to their fake tan. What else you got to do?

The grand dame of news aggregation, Huffington Post co-founder Arianna Huffington, turns 60 today. What should we give her? Last year, Arianna crowdsourced her birthday party. This year, we're going to crowdsource the ultimate Arianna Huffington birthday gift.

When Larry King was asked about Piers Morgan, his presumed replacement at CNN, he said, "I don't know him," even though Morgan has been on his show. Then he argues why Ryan Seacrest is the right man for the job.

Joe Halderman, the CBS producer currently in jail for his ill-planned extortion attempt of David Letterman, has been nominated for an Emmy Award. Yea. True story. Yea—he's up against "Locked Up Abroad." [Laughter] Paul Shaffer, ladies and gentlemen! [TVNewser]

Apple CEO Steve Jobs is famously ruthless about leaks of any sort. Which is why it's so surprising Bloomberg got so much information about internal Apple bickering over the now infamous iPhone antenna. Apple's wall of secrecy is eroding fast.

Oprah is giving up her syndicated show to move to cable. And it may be just in time! Her ratings for the last week of June hit an all-time low, dipping below 3.0 for the first time in 24 years.

Why did Switzerland refuse to extradite fugitive rapist Roman Polanski back to America? Apparently, because of a paperwork mistake.

Have you seen this website, I Write Like? It's pretty simple: You paste some text, it "analyzes" the writing, and matches it to a famous author. So who does Mel Gibson rant like? What if I told you Margaret Atwood?

Who: The man behind Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness, Solondz is the indie filmmaker responsible for moody flicks that focus on the grim underbelly of suburbia. His latest film is Life During Wartime.

[My imaginary boyfriend Prince Harry flees a serious attack of the non-lethal biological weapon known as "cooties" while visiting a Royal Air Force base in Suffolk today. Image via Getty]

The thing that most people in the world want to know is, "What drives oversensitive, politically-muddled pop star M.I.A.?" Fortunately for everyone, she's finally answered this question. If you can figure out the following quote, wisdom is yours!

Who: Zee is the creative director of Elle. He may be better known, though, for his regular appearances on MTV's The City.

An anonymous group in Utah calling itself "Concerned Citizens of the United States" has compiled a list of 1,300 alleged illegal immigrants—including their birth dates, workplaces, and social security numbers. "Begin deportation now," the accompanying letter instructs.

Many Democrats are upset with White House press secretary Robert Gibbs for saying, over the weekend, that enough House seats are in play this November for a Republican takeover. Hey, upset Democrats: This was not news to anyone.

A New York Supreme Court justice blocked Facebook from transferring any assets, so a wood pellet distributor from Wellsville, New York can press his case that he's the real inventor of the social network. This is crazy on many levels.

There is some money to be made for Capitol Hill staffers. No, not salary-wise, ha. In harassment settlements! Get a job with the most pervy congressman (all of them), wait for the inevitable "comment," and let taxpayers cash you out.

OMG science gossip! Rumors are circulating that the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Illinois has found the elusive Higgs Boson (nicknamed the "God Particle"). Does this mean we finally finished science?

[The World Cup-winning Spanish soccer team gets a hero's welcome in Madrid today. Image via Getty]