Marie “EnjoyPhoenix” Lopez is a French YouTuber whose beauty vlogs have earned her nearly 2 million subscribers, deals with cosmetics companies, and a slot on Dance Avec Les Stars. She’s wildly successful. But also, maybe not someone you should listen to about what homemade goop to put on your face.

A week after protestors tore executives’ shirts off in a demonstration against impending job cuts, the Guardian reports that six Air France workers have been arrested.

Enraged about a plan that would eliminate thousands of jobs from the company, Air France workers stormed a meeting between executives and union representatives today, tearing shirts from the backs of two managers, who eventually fled the meeting under a police escort.

At least 16 people have been killed in flash flooding around the French Riviera, the Associated Press reports. Three people are still missing. “It’s not over,” President Francois Hollande said during a visit to a flooded retirement home in the town of Biot on Sunday.

On Sunday, French President Francois Hollande said that six of his country’s jet fighters had targeted and destroyed an Islamic State training camp in eastern Syria, the Associated Press reports. The airstrikes were France’s first in Syria.

On Monday, British Prime Minister David Cameron announced plans to resettle 20,000 people currently living in refugee camps in Syria, Turkey and Jordan over the next five years, the BBC reports.

Three people—a man, a woman, and a young child—were reportedly killed this afternoon during a shooting in Roye, France. Four others, including the gunman and two police officers, were reportedly injured.

Three Americans, including two off-duty service members, are being praised as heroes after apprehending a suspected terrorist on a high-speed train traveling from Amsterdam to Paris. The Americans rushed the suspect and knocked him unconscious with his own AK-47, the New York Times reports.

A man was arrested in Arras, France, today after allegedly shooting an automatic weapon on a high-speed train from Amsterdam to Paris, injuring three people. The shooting was reportedly halted when two American passengers overpowered the suspect.

Last year, the Washington Post reported that participating in trendy tough-guy mud runs often comes with a painful case of abdominal cramps and diarrhea brought on by literally eating shit—fecal bacteria mixed in with the mud. More than a thousand people are suffering those ill effects after a popular French event last week. (Not so tough now, are you?)

The Associated Press reports that French officials, speaking on the condition of anonymity, say that Yassine Salhi, suspected of beheading his employer and attacking a U.S.-owned chemical warehouse in Lyon, has admitted to police that he carried out the killing.

Yassine Salhi, who was arrested this week on suspicion of decapitating his boss, is alleged to have sent a selfie with the dead man’s severed head, Agence France Presse reports.

At least one person was killed and two more were injured Friday during an attack at a gas factory near Lyon, France. The victim was decapitated, and a message—reportedly written in Arabic—was found inscribed on or near his body.

France: home of good cheese, strong wine, some other shit, and an advertising festival named Cannes Lions. Early Tuesday, two randy festival-attendees were overcome by their love of creativity, advertising, and their love for each other—some might call it joie de vivre—that they took to fucking on the red carpet in clear view of a late night rooftop bash above them.

L’amour est mort. Monday morning authorities began clearing Paris’s Pont des Arts bridge of hundreds of thousands of “love-locks” placed there by couples looking to demonstrate their eternal connection in the form of heavy padlocks clinging for dear life to a manmade structure.

On Sunday, John Kerry broke his leg while riding his bicycle in France, the New York Times reports. The Secretary of State’s plans to travel to Madrid and then Paris to discuss the Islamic State have been canceled.

The owner of a French bar is facing charges of “manslaughter by willful neglect” after a patron took 56 shots of liquor in one night to break the establishment’s posted record. The 57-year-old drinking champ later died at home of a heart attack, and his daughter says the bar owner had been cheering him on.

According to a preliminary report released by French investigators Wednesday, Germanwings pilot Andreas Lubitz had “practiced” the fatal descent that would lead to the crashing of an Airbus A320 and the killing of 149 people on an earlier flight that same day.

A suspected terrorist’s alleged plot to open fire on Paris churches this past Sunday was thwarted after the supposed gunman accidentally shot himself.