In her new memoir, Laura Bush wonders if she was poisoned while in Germany in 2007. The chef who cooked her food says she's crazy. Simple stomach flu, or al Qaeda poison conspiracy? Whom do we believe?! The chef, probably.

Experts on family because they play one on TV, the cast of Modern Family acted as food critics on Top Chef Masters to determine which chef does family fare best.

Attention foodiots! Stop snapping iPhone pictures of that grain-fed, humanely slaughtered, free-range veal burger and order up some genetically-modified super corn, because your whole cause is a scam and isn't helping anyone but Whole Foods. According to some, at least.

No toys in your food! Poison in your food! Fire fight your food! Hot peppers are your food! An electronic device is the master of your food! It's your Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while sucking a habanero!

Fat Qatar! Shortened lifespans! Jailbird junk food! Pot belly rights! Half of us are walking dead! It's your Health Watch, where we watch your health—if you buy us a hoagie!

The world-famous El Bulli dropped to second place on Restaurant Magazine's prestigious "World's 50 Best Restaurants List," displaced by Copenhagen's Noma. Despite the introduction of the Double Down, KFC did not place. Top 20 after the jump.

The season finale of Jamie Oliver's food revolution is tonight. His accomplishments begin to unravel after he leaves Huntington and he has to turn to Alice for help!

Earlier this week, many of you were angry to learn that a Double Down sandwich is healthier for you than a salad. Now the philanthropic Colonel Sanders is going to wipe out breast cancer, by selling you fried chicken!

Finally! A food channel for people who realize food is as much about chaos and death as it is about overweight southern ladies endlessly chattering. The new Cooking Channel is to the Food Network what Ultimate Fighting is to WWF.

Curious how much KFC-gobbling New York Times food critic Sam Sifton eats in a week? Well, he's written it all down for us, and 24,560 calories later I feel kinda sick. Or hungry. I feel sick for feeling hungry.

Last night, Anthony Bourdain visited the home state of his head cameraman Zack. On paper, New England is a relatively tame place for Bourdain to visit, but a few capsized sailboats in icy Maine waters and backwoods sojourns changed that.

In this week's episode of Food Revolution, Jamie Oliver took his inexplicably anti-healthy-eating local DJ nemesis to a mortuary to show the darker side of his town's poor dieting habits, putting a whole new meaning to "morbidly obese."

Last Friday, New York Times restaurant critic Sam Sifton wrote that he would be eating at KFC today. So naturally, Eater "posted operatives at every branch of KFC in Manhattan." And caught Sifton in the act! Scared yet, media people?

Jamie makes a bet that he can teach 1,000 people to cook in one week. Will he win or lose? Will they be willing to cook what he wants to teach them?

Think there are too many cooking shows? Think again! Loose the EZ-Bake oven and watch as uncouth three year old Zaylee Jean teaches us how to make cookies from scratch, once again demonstrating that toddlers are like small insane people.

This strange video from the 80's was supposed to teach us how to make bread, instead, it quickly becomes one of the strangest things we'd ever seen.

A chocolate lovers dream or nightmare? The Little Chocolatiers are at it again, this time they make a bust entirely out of white chocolate. From Mrs. Doubtfire style face molds to the big reveal; this is a little bit awkward.

From time to time on Gawker we stop to look at what Gwyneth Paltrow is eating. It's a lot! Though, like most people who seek comfort in bad foods, it does not cure her problems. She is still very angry.

Calling all New York foodies: if restaurants, chefs and all related goings-on gets you excited, you should be watching AlwaysHungry.com's web series. In this short clip, we become acquainted with legendary NYC butcher and meat purveyor Pat LaFrieda.

Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution has sparked a fair amount of debate surrounding the eating habits of the average American, but who knew the government was in part to blame for enabling kids' junk food addictions? Video inside.