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Florida Woman Calls 911 For Sex: "I Haven't Been Penetrated in Years"

Adam Weinstein · 02/25/14 04:20PM

An allegedly inebriated widow from a sleepy section of Florida's West Coast was arrested last Friday after calling 911 twice in search of a cop to do "extra duty" for her, then rubbing an officer who was dispatched to her house while telling him: "I am so horny."

Today in Florida Man

Adam Weinstein · 02/25/14 02:45PM

He's been so, so busy. Here's a roundup of his latest hijinks:

Florida Man Set on Fire by His Dog

Adam Weinstein · 02/12/14 03:33PM

We natives of Broward County, Florida, are really good at two things: shopping, and screwing up voting. Oh, and also setting our dogs on fire, then letting the flaming dogs set our spouses on fire, then dumping our flaming dogs in swimming pools and getting on the news.

Cord Jefferson · 12/26/13 04:44PM

Happy holidays from Broward County: "Angered after being given the boot from a Davie bar, a man came back to the establishment with Molotov cocktails made out of gasoline-filled beer bottles, and tossed them at the bar owner, police said."

Cord Jefferson · 05/29/13 04:36PM

A Florida man was asked to leave Walt Disney World this weekend after forgetting his handgun, which was loaded with hollow point bullets, on the seat of a ride at the Animal Kingdom. The man said he was unaware guns are banned from the park.

Florida Man Shoots Himself While Bowling

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 05/15/13 07:56AM

In what might be the most American way to accidentally shoot oneself, a Florida man shot himself while bowling last night, after his bowling ball came into contact with the loaded gun in his pocket.

Did You Rent a Pony from this Alleged MS-13 Member?

Camille Dodero · 04/26/13 06:15PM

Dilbert Coreas could hook you up with a pony for $70 an hour, a bouncy house with a water-slide for $115 an entire day. The Florida-based kids' party planner could get you a hot-dog cabinet, a popcorn machine, or a cotton-candy maker for only $60 a piece. And if you needed something a little less family-friendly, he might be able to find that too: According to the Feds, Coreas not only was affiliated with the small business It'z A Kidz World, but also allegedly the transnational gang MS-13.

Dad Shoots Family Dog, Slices Open Its Stomach to Retrieve Son's Finger

Taylor Berman · 04/01/13 10:52PM

When Luis Brignoni, a 41-year-old Florida Man, heard screams from his backyard, he went outside to discover a terrible scene: his 11-year-old son, Fernando, screaming and bloody-handed as his older son, 13-year-old Luis Jr, stood nearby, beating the family dog over the head with a stick. The dog, a Malamute-wolf mix named Sassy, had just bitten off Fernando's finger and was holding it in its mouth. Brignoni approached the dog to retrieve the severed digit but by that time it was too late – Sassy had swallowed the little finger.