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New Jersey Man Uses His Own Vomit As a Weapon

Ravi Somaiya · 04/16/10 04:27PM

A quite disgustingly creative young man put two fingers down his throat and deliberately vomited over an off-duty cop and his children at a baseball game, following a confrontation. This did not pan out so well.

Last Night on The Real World D.C.: A Lover's Spit

Jessica Poolt · 01/14/10 12:52PM

The Real World D.C. house became a veritable Streetcar Named Desire as the relationship between housemates Emily and Ty escalated. There were exhibitions of brute strength! Spitting! Sexually charged fumblings!

This Honky Grandma Be Trippin'

Daniel Barnum-Swett · 01/11/10 05:00PM

A senior spitfire launches a verbal and physical assault on an old man outside a hospital in the London Borough of Croydon. As she swears and swings her pocketbook, one wonders how brutal her cheek pinching must be.

Rupert Murdoch: Pugnacious

Hamilton Nolan · 12/02/09 10:14AM

Rupert Murdoch is simply a man who likes to fight. End of the psychological profile! He has big plans to fight the New York Times. He has big plans to fight Google. And he could win both.

Punch Jerks at Work, Urge Scientists

Hamilton Nolan · 12/01/09 02:14PM

Have you ever gotten so mad at your god damn boss you just wanted to scream your guts out in his ugly face until one or the other of you threw up, from anger? Go for it, say scientists!

Anaheim Duck Throws His Hockey Stick Into the Crowd, Chaos Ensues

Mike Byhoff · 11/20/09 01:22PM

Aww, how nice. Mighty Ducks captain Scott Niedermayer gave that young, starry eyed girl his hockey stick! What the little girl didn't know is that certain angry adults would also like to be in possession of that stick. Fightfightfight!