Pedobear is a meme featuring a cute cartoon bear who pops up wherever people are being creepy about kids on the Internet. Cops in California don't understand this, and have issued a hilarious warning about Pedobear.

"Baby Lady Gaga Bunting Costume" including "1 Red baby vail [sic]": $39.99. The hell-baby nightmares you will inflict in everyone who sees your child: Priceless. Another picture after the jump.

Contrived bullshit outrage over the fake Muslim takeover of America threatens to overshadow any sincere attempt at marking this year's anniversary of 9/11. We are inclined to agree with one commenter as to the crappiness of this particular 9/11.

Africa's last absolute monarch, King Mswati III of Swaziland, is threatening pro-democracy protesters with sipakatane, an elaborate method for beating feet that often renders the victim unable to walk. More about this terrible torture method—and King Mswati—below.

Barack Obama didn't fuck up or produce a controversial "YouTube moment" during his press conference today, so here's what Politico has settled for instead: he wasn't wearing his wedding ring. Why does Barack Obama obviously hate his wife? [Image: AP]

Guli is one of the many new lines of clothing debuting at New York Fashion Week. However, it's probably the only one designed by a woman whose father is accused of being one of the world's worst dictators.

The Pentagon is so worried about revelations in a new memoir about the War on Terror that it's considering buying 10,000 copies — the entire first printing — and destroying them. Sounds like a good book, no?

Phil Davison, unsuccessful GOP candidate for treasurer of Ohio's Stark County, was shocked to hear he'd become famous yesterday after video of his most insane campaign speech ever went viral. Apparently, he's never really been on YouTube before.

She has blackmarket weapons smuggling charges pending, but sexy Russian outlaw Anna Fermanova is keeping busy with a new job with a local news station. Her sign-off: "I'm Anna Fermanova, some call me the sexy Russian, and that's my take."

Officials say at least four people were killed (and 50 more injured) in that enormous gas line explosion in San Bruno, Calif. last night. Looking at the pictures from that night, it's amazing these numbers weren't a lot worse.

Project Runway knows that real designers don't sew clothes. That's what underage foreign children are for! Last night, they turned the real designers into underage foreign children of their very own, and they hated it.

What's more surprising: The fact robbers in New Hampshire used Facebook Places to learn when homeowners were out of the house, or the fact we're surprised by this after Pleaserobme.com so effectively demonstrated the criminal possibilities of location-based social networking?

Fashion kills! NYC's Parks Department chopped down 56 trees and uprooted 11 more to make room for the Fashion Week tents in Lincoln Center, apparently. The agency's response: The trees were dying anyway, and they'll plant new ones later. [NYDN]

Fussy flight attendant turned folk hero Steven Slater quit his job with aplomb, but he just can't quit his love of airplanes. He was spotted last night hanging out at Flight 151, an aviation theme restaurant in Chelsea. [Zagat]

Sheyla Hershey—recipient of the largest fake breasts in the world, size 38KKK—has finally had all four implants removed after they nearly killed her. Her natural breast tissue was so damaged, doctors had to remove most of that, too.

The chipper actress gave birth to a daughter in May and now she's bought a cozy new Beverly Hills home. It's got 4,311 square feet, 4 bedrooms, and 3.5 bathrooms. And it's almost all one floor! Perfect for Baby.

When you type the letters "j-e-s" into Google, the first suggestion to come up as part of its new "instant search" feature is 11-year-old viral video star and internet punching bag Jessi Slaughter. The second name on the list: "Jesus."

Poor Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino! The Jersey Shore star lost a bid to trademark his nickname for a line of clothing. It gets worse: Mike's last name was just trademarked by someone else. For a line of clothing. Last week.

A federal judge declared the U.S. military's anti-gay "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy unconstitutional, because it violates the First Amendment rights of gays. Not only that: She ruled that the policy has a "direct and deleterious effect" on the military.

Secret-sharing website Wikileaks is preparing the "'biggest leak of military intelligence' that has ever occurred"—three times larger than the cache leaked by the site in July. What's in it? More terrible revelations about "abusive treatment of detainees," apparently.