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Rich Girl Demands You Acknowledge That She Is Also Gay
Hamilton Nolan · 12/30/13 10:28AMThe Surprisingly Admirable Resilience of Rachael Sacks
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/13 10:18AMTo Be on This Reality Show, You Must Pay Them $50,000
Maureen O'Connor · 03/30/12 01:27PMThis Young, Shirtless Playboy is the Most Interesting New Millionaire In Tech
Ryan Tate · 03/27/12 10:30AMMost Loathsome Gawker Characters of 2011
Hamilton Nolan · 12/27/11 11:00AMGirl, Microfamed
Hamilton Nolan · 12/21/11 11:10AMMight as well get THIS one out of the way: the Sex/ Internet/ Microfame story of the week comes to us courtesy of Kat Stoeffel at the New York Observer, who introduces us to 21 year-old college student and occasional writer-about-sex on the internet "Marie Calloway" (a pseudonym). Sometimes Marie writes about sex, on Tumblr, or on Thought Catalog. Does this make her "the model for literary seductresses" in the "internet age?" No. It just makes her a girl, with a Tumblr.
Child Bride and Creepy Husband: Pumpkin Patch Discriminated Against Our Sexiness
Maureen O'Connor · 10/26/11 03:07PMAnderson Cooper Sticks Up for Child Bride Courtney Stodden
Matt Cherette · 10/25/11 03:24AMOn Sunday, child bride Courtney Stodden seductively sauntered to a scintillating Santa Clarita pumpkin patch with her hoary husband, Doug Hutchison. But before the couple could consummate the trip, they were pulled aside and precluded from purchasing any pumpkins due to the prurient nature of Courtney's clothing. On tonight's AC360, Anderson Cooper defended Courtney and her right to flaunt her "crack-o-lantern" when he put her jealous haters on his "Ridiculist."
Child Bride and Old Husband Booted From Pumpkin Patch
Lauri Apple · 10/24/11 08:09AMHollywood child bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison stopped by their local pumpkin patch over the weekend to purchase a pumpkin that they could carve into something scarier than their May-Spooktember relationship, if that's even possible (no). But some miserable jealous shoppers who have never known true love spotted them behaving "inappropriately" amidst the gourds and complained to a pumpkin patch patrol unit, who kicked the couple right on outta there. Seems the hateful Halloween horde also didn't like Stodden's outfit of frightfully immodest Daisy Dukes, a plaid shirt tied Daisy Duke-ily in the front, and knee-high white go-go boots—even though it's what she (probably) wore to church. (Women's fashion tip: when running agriculture-related errands, wear flats instead of stripper shoes so that your heels don't get stuck in the dirt.)
How Mark Zuckerberg Froze Out His Sister
Ryan Tate · 10/20/11 01:58PMLast month, we started hearing scuttlebutt that Mark Zuckerberg was on the outs with sisters Randi and Arielle. So we approached today's New York Times profile of Randi Zuckerberg with a jaded eye. But we didn't have to read too closely between the lines to find the tension between Facebook's CEO and his older sibling.
The Oversharers Win
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/11 10:32AMIntrepid Reporter Climbs Hill, Unbuttons Shirt, Gazes Into Distance
Hamilton Nolan · 10/04/11 02:19PMSean Parker Is Launching a Blog
Ryan Tate · 09/29/11 03:48PMTareq Salahi Finds Comfort in Michael Lohan's Open Arms
Matt Cherette · 09/16/11 07:21AMA Guide to the Kardashian's Plastic Surgeries
Leah Beckmann · 09/10/11 01:00PM While they (and their pr team) have denied plastic surgery rumors time and time again, it seems likely that Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian have each gone under the knife at some point during their fame-journey. We consulted Dr. Anthony Youn, a Board-certified plastic surgeon, for his expert opinion on which procedure(s) each sister has had done. Click ahead for a guide to Kardashian Sister Surgery 101!
Hud Morgan Is Now a Rapper
Hamilton Nolan · 09/02/11 01:42PMChristine O'Donnell Delivers Muggle-Proof Message to Followers
Seth Abramovitch · 08/31/11 01:15AMFeeling perhaps a little down in the dumps over poor book sales and a rescinded invitation to be Sarah Palin's warm-up comic, Christine O'Donnell retreated to the comfort of her Twitter feed today. There she delivered an electrifying message to her core constituency of spellcasters, shamans, and Vodou high priestesses, which, as best as we can make out using what we remember from 6th grade Wiccanese, foretells Palin and the president waking up this morning having swapped bodies. [Wonkette]
Christine O'Donnell Book Tour Struggling to Find Any Attendees Whatsoever
Jim Newell · 08/30/11 01:50PMFormer Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has tried everything to bring attention to her book release and tour, mostly by walking out of interviews and claiming that Piers Morgan was making inappropriate sexytalk with her. How long can she milk these brief flare-ups to extend the last second of her 15 minutes? Trick question; she can't.