If Donald Trump made one thing clear in the victory speech he delivered after sweeping a handful of Republican primaries this past Tuesday, it’s that he now views Hillary Clinton to be his only opponent.

On Wednesday, Carly Fiorina was given the rare opportunity to be on the right side of an issue. Unfortunately for her, that issue was new best bud Ted Cruz, so Fiorina decided to be wrong.

At a campaign rally in Indianapolis on Wednesday, famously furious basketball coach Bobby Knight endorsed famously furiouser basketball Donald Trump, saying he will be one of the “best presidents in U.S. history.”

Ted Cruz shocked a nation last night when he became the first man in history to fail at pandering to an Indiana crowd with a reference to Hoosiers.

Now that Carly Fiorina and Ted Cruz are totally best friends, they may have put whatever squabbles they had as competitors for the Republican presidential nomination behind them. But that doesn’t mean we can’t relive the best moments of their enmity, such as when Fiorina said “Ted Cruz cannot possibly beat Hillary Clinton” on Fox News.

Last night in Maryland, Hillary Clinton cruised to a 30-point victory over Bernie Sanders in the state’s primary. But a more instructive race may have happened down the ballot, where Rep. Chris Van Hollen won the Democratic primary for Senate in a testy battle with Rep. Donna Edwards. As in many down ballot contests, the primary—in which two Maryland Democrats fought to replace a Democrat who has held her seat since 1987—was the race.

During last night’s victory speech, Hillary Clinton looked to the future as she called for a unified Democratic party and support from the more “thoughtful Republicans.” And yet—there was still something far more compelling on screen: Every single cutaway to Bill Clinton’s dumb, dead-eyed mug.

In addition to “reptilian personality” and “questionable hygiene,” Ted Cruz can now count “math” among the reasons why he won’t win the Republican nomination before July’s convention.

On a primary night that he was widely expected to lose badly, Bernie Sanders took time on Tuesday to tell Democratic delegates how well he’d fare if he won the nomination he almost certainly now will not.

After a strong showing in tonight’s primaries, Hillary Clinton seems well on her way to wrapping up the Democratic nomination for president.

While stumping in Indiana tonight, Ted Cruz attempted to recreate a classic scene from Hoosiers in the very same gym in which part of the movie (thought not this particular scene) was filmed. In the process, Ted Cruz managed to both alienate humans everywhere and ruin a beloved, classic film. In other words, just another Tuesday night for Ted Cruz.

On Thursday, Bernie Sanders’ wife promised to make make more years of the couple’s tax returns public on the condition that Hillary Clinton release transcripts of speeches she made to Wall Street banks.

Out of tonight’s five primary states, Donald Trump has already been called to win Connecticut, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and Rhode Island. This puts him at an estimated 904 delegates—closer to the 1,237 he needs to secure the nomination but still not out of contested convention territory.

Less than a month ago, Donald Trump recommended that “everybody” boycott Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly’s “unwatchable” show. Since then, however, America’s favorite Cro-Magnon has apparently evolved on the issue.

The Ted Cruz campaign is reportedly “vetting” former corporate executive and failed presidential candidate Carly Fiorina as a potential running mate, according to The Weekly Standard. We can save them some trouble.

A little over a week ago, Ted Cruz’s daughters managed to tolerate their father’s presence for an entire hour while being interviewed on CNN. But being rendered temporarily blind and deaf by Ted’s soup admission, we seem to have missed the night’s (other) big reveal: Multiple copies exist of a video of Ted Cruz dressed as, I guess, a princess, maybe? And friends, readers, countrymen, we want that video.

Just like when the cartoon villain joins forces with the other cartoon villain to try to stop a third, arguably bigger cartoon villain, Ted Cruz and John Kasich are now coordinating their campaigns in an effort to defeat GOP frontrunner Donald Trump.

Hey, everybody, Ted Cruz has a new joke about trans people using the bathroom and guess what? It’s gross as hell!