education
Hip Hop Charter School Blew Its Book Money on De La Soul Endorsement
Hamilton Nolan · 09/09/11 12:50PMIn Portland, Oregon, one parent's bright idea and several years of planning and government grants had made the REAL Prep Charter Academy—a high school with a recording and arts program based in hip hop culture—a near reality. Do not insert easy joke here! The idea seems good. The execution was... embarrassing.
The 25 Most Unranked Colleges in America
Hamilton Nolan · 08/29/11 01:17PMIt's a day of the year, which means it's time for an online media outlet to produce a listicle of colleges, ranked upon some wacky basis! The Daily Beast tries to cover every conceivable college listicle angle today—but they stop after ranking only the categories of Best International Schools, Best Party Schools, Most Beautiful, Happiest, Brainiacs, Activists, Best Food, Future CEOs, Artistic, Least Rigorous, Cheapest, Return on Investment, Most Rigorous, Free-Spirited, Horniest, Gay-Friendly, Best Weather, Computer Geeks, Accessible Professors, Future Politicians, Greenest, and Foreign Students.
Matt Damon, Education Department Engage in Bitter War Dance
Jim Newell · 08/25/11 03:46PMDakota Fanning Helping NYU Meet Required Celebri-Student Quota
Lauri Apple · 08/23/11 10:25PMGood Riddance to 'For Profit Colleges'
Hamilton Nolan · 08/23/11 10:52AMStudents Have No Idea How Google Works
Adrian Chen · 08/22/11 04:25PMFacebook Turns Schools Into Hellscapes of Abuse and Hysteria
Ryan Tate · 08/22/11 02:59PMTeen Sexting Ring Rocks Vermont to Its Foundations
Seth Abramovitch · 08/18/11 09:52PMJust in time for sexting's auspicious debut in the dictionary, comes a perfectly salacious item that will give your mother a reason to look it up: Police have busted a "teen sexting ring" (ed. note: LOL), implicating two dozen horny, Vermont high schoolers in an elaborate round of Dick Pic, Dick Pic, Goose.
Teacher of the Year Suspended For Telling Facebook That Gays Make Him Want to Barf
Seth Abramovitch · 08/18/11 01:02AMJerry Buell, Teacher of the Year at Mount Dora High School north of Orlando, has been suspended pending an investigation into some super-cool comments he made on his Facebook page. The social studies teacher wrote that he "almost threw up" when he heard that same-sex marriage had been legalized in New York. He thinks same-sex marriage is a "cesspool" and a "sin." Rock on, Mister B.! I "like" this! LOL!
Parents These Days Sure Are Dumb
Hamilton Nolan · 08/17/11 04:11PMMaybe it's because parents aren't getting married these days due to the decay of the moral fiber of our nation and with it any chance we had for keeping ourselves on the side of righteousness and god's glory, but man: parents these days sure are dumb. About everything, sure, but specifically about their stupid kids' stupid schools:
Matt Damon Gives Libertarian Reporter a Satisfying Smackdown
Richard Lawson · 08/02/11 02:15PMA reporter from libertarian rag Reason interviewed notorious Massachusetts liberal actor Matt Damon at this year's Save Our Schools March and she tried to throw some business at him about teacher tenure and Ayn Randy incentive stuff and he wasn't having it.
Meet the College Chancellor with a Suburban Sex Dungeon
Maureen O'Connor · 08/01/11 12:48PMBronx School Hires White Supremacist as Principal
Max Read · 07/31/11 09:41AMAll Your White Supremacist Yale Classmates Say Hi
John Cook · 07/29/11 03:59PMStephen Colbert Gives a Crash Course in Gay History
Matt Cherette · 07/22/11 01:05AMLast week, California Gov. Jerry Brown signed into law a bill requiring public schools to include contributions from gay people in its history textbooks. On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert reviewed the negative reaction of conservatives (and Fox News) to the bill's passing before attempting his own take on the subject with a 60-second gay history crash course. Video of Colbert's segment is above.
Texas Schools Just Suspending Everyone on Principle
Hamilton Nolan · 07/19/11 04:10PMIf we didn't have statistical research on educational techniques, we'd never make breakthroughs like "Maybe we should stop beating children." And if we didn't have the state of Texas, we'd never have angry internet commenters passionately arguing that their state is about much more than dying while raping elderly women. Put these two dynamics together, and what do you get? A new report on how maybe Texas' "expel everyone" discipline plan should be re-examined.