education
Disabled Schoolkids Were Forced to Chew on Vinegar-Soaked Cotton Balls
Lauri Apple · 10/01/11 01:39PMTeacher Lowers Grades of Students Who Say 'Bless You'
Lauri Apple · 09/30/11 09:10AMCalifornia public school teacher Steve Cuckovich pissed off religiously minded parents—and Jesus—when he reduced the test score of a student who said "bless you" to a sneezy girl-classmate. Saying "bless you" is disruptive, Cuckovich says. But so is sneezing, so hopefully he lowered the girl's test score as well.
Just Let Kids Use the Damn Internet At School
Adrian Chen · 09/29/11 09:13AMCheck Out 'Scientology High,' the $42,000-a-Year 'Real-World Hogwarts'
Max Read · 09/29/11 12:09AMHere's a promotional video for Delphian School, an expensive ($42,000 a year!) prep school located in rural Oregon. One thing they fail to mention: "A good majority" of its staff consists of Scientologists, and "the structure of the school, its ethical code and its language all reflect the influence and precepts of Scientology."
Private School Tutors Amazed at Own 'Ridiculous' Fees
Hamilton Nolan · 09/28/11 09:59AMRiverdale, the first NYC private school to charge more than $40K per year, has a bit of a PR problem. For one, they charge more than $40K per year. That's enough to make even rich people say "Dayum!" And on top of that, all the parents think they have to hire preposterously expensive "tutors" to help their kids pass. So... why are they paying Riverdale all that money, again?
Kids These Days Know Nothing About the Civil Rights Movement
Hamilton Nolan · 09/28/11 08:36AMHalf a century ago, heroes like Martin Luther X and Rose Park risked their lives by marching on top of lunch counters so that kids of all races would one day have the right to catch a few "Z's" in class while the teacher showed a filmstrip of the "I Have a Dream" speech. And how do kids these days repay those civil rights heroes? By not knowing a damn thing about them.
Tony Long Island High School Wracked by SAT Cheating Scandal
Adrian Chen · 09/27/11 02:58PMTheater Professor's Firefly Poster Declared Threatening
Lauri Apple · 09/27/11 08:04AMMan Accuses Daughter's Homework of Promoting Islam
Lauri Apple · 09/25/11 05:12PMA concerned dad in Georgia was alarmed to discover that one of his seventh-grade daughter's recent homework assignments featured a letter, written from the perspective of a fictitious Saudi woman named Ahlima, that praised Sharia law and the comfort of black robes. The homework promoted Islam, the dad concluded.
Arizona Used to Have Classroom 'Accent Monitors'
Max Read · 09/25/11 11:03AMGoals for Colleges: Admit More Rich Kids, Help Fewer Poor Kids
Lauri Apple · 09/21/11 09:11AMSober Student Forced to Take Breathalyzer Test Sues
Lauri Apple · 09/21/11 06:11AMSchool Suspends Teenage 'Banana Man' for Harmless Stunt
Lauri Apple · 09/20/11 07:22AMStudents Told Their Professor Is Dead While Waiting for His Class to Start
Brian Moylan · 09/19/11 02:46PMAmericans Too Dumb to Pick the Right College
Hamilton Nolan · 09/19/11 10:40AMAre you "rational" when it comes to thinking about college? Hey, get real, jerk. Of course not. Whether you're a parent or a college-bound student, your brain is little more than a mishmash of various glossy college brochure stock photos and loan rate percentages that you can't even calculate. I hope you're not a math major, you irrational fool.
Moron Student Who Accused Jewish Prof of Anti-Semitism: I Am The Victim Here
Hamilton Nolan · 09/15/11 09:19AMYesterday, we brought you the story of Sarah Grunfeld, the 22 year-old student at York University who ran out and publicly accused her (Jewish) sociology professor of anti-Semitism when he said the phrase "Jews should be sterilized"—as an example of a bad opinion. Grunfeld's reasoning: "The words, ‘Jews should be sterilized' still came out of his mouth, so regardless of the context I still think that's pretty serious."
It's Official: Kids These Days Dumber Than Ever
Hamilton Nolan · 09/15/11 08:31AMThe use of standardized test scores as a proxy for actual intelligence is a lazy, misguided, classist and culturally discriminatory tactic that makes the jobs of policymakers easier at the expense of the future of our children. That said, kids these days are more jaw-droppingly stupid than ever before. We're getting it from all sides.
The Middle Class of Colleges Also Dead
Hamilton Nolan · 09/14/11 11:29AMKids these days should be thankful to even get accepted into a community college, what with the parents of kids these days having so little money to donate to the endowments of Ivy League universities. Unfortunately for kids these days, community colleges these days are way more crappy than expensive colleges these days. Sucks to be poor these days!