education
California Wants to Force Children to Learn about Gays
Max Read · 07/05/11 10:12PMThe California Assembly has passed a bill that would require textbooks and history classes in schools to "include the contributions of gays, lesbians and transgender Americans." According to the bill's supporters, such a requirement would reduce the instance of anti-gay bullying, as well as paint a more accurate picture of American history; according to the bill's opponents, this bill will literally force every child to be homosexual forever, risking their places in heaven. The bill now goes to Gov. Jerry Brown's desk for either a signature or veto; Brown "has taken no public position." [LAT, image via AP]
America's Most Expensive Colleges: Tiny New England Hippie Schools
Hamilton Nolan · 06/30/11 12:36PMSwedish Preschool Bans Gender
Richard Lawson · 06/28/11 02:18PML.A. Schools Give Up on Homework
Hamilton Nolan · 06/27/11 08:18AMHomework is only the worst idea ever. Who was the first jerk who was like, "Hey, got a great idea here, after we made you sit in school all day let's send more school work home with you, so as to infest your every waking hour with dread and help you develop a lifelong loathing of formal education?" I mean come on. Kids hate doing homework. Teachers hate grading homework. Now, students in LA are more or less free to never do homework again.
Law School Is Slowly Crumbling Away
Hamilton Nolan · 06/21/11 09:44AMComment of the Day: Who Needs Private School?
Richard Lawson · 06/20/11 06:01PMPrivate School Heads Very Sad Poor Kids Can't Afford Their $40K Tuition
Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/11 08:29AMThe New Path to Success: From Summer School to Community College
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/11 04:28PMSchools these days: what are they even doing? It used to be that the American school system was little more than a warehouse where we shoved our youngest and therefore most criminal citizens until they reached the age of 18, at which time we sent the cockiest of them off to college to be enslaved by debt for the rest of their lives, and sent the rest off to menial jobs, where they'd keep our capitalist system running with their very souls for very little reward, and be tricked into voting Republican, while doing so.
Homeless Mom, Accused of Education Theft, Arrested for Selling Crack
Jeff Neumann · 06/14/11 04:20AMTanya McDowell, the homeless Connecticut woman who was charged with larceny for heinously enrolling her son in an elementary school in a town where she doesn't live, now has a new pile of legal woes. She was arrested last Friday for allegedly selling crack and weed to undercover cops on three separate occasions, as well as offering them prostitutes. One of the alleged transactions occurred during her son's birthday party.
Med School Dean Just Steals Speech From The New Yorker
Hamilton Nolan · 06/13/11 09:24AMStudy: College Kids Who Detect Bias in Class Are Mostly Dumb
Hamilton Nolan · 06/10/11 01:25PMGrownups Are Worried About The Chronic
Hamilton Nolan · 06/08/11 11:58AMIn the olden days, your parents used to smoke weed that was not chemically distinguishable from banana peels, which gave them a "hippy dippy" feeling, the most dangerous side effect of which was an affinity for neo-folk tunes. Today, you kids smoke chronic and shoot each other, or at least make up "freestyle raps" about same.
$800 Per Hour High School Tutors Are Simply a Necessity
Hamilton Nolan · 06/08/11 10:24AMRiverdale, a private school that costs $38,000 per year, is completely incompetent. I draw this conclusion from the fact that I learned that Riverdale "discourages both tutoring and talking to reporters" from a New York Times story focused on the prevalence of tutors among students at schools like Riverdale.
Watch the Winning Moment of the 2011 Scripps National Spelling Bee
Matt Cherette · 06/02/11 10:32PM"Cymotrichous" is defined as "having wavy hair." But for 14-year-old Sukanya Roy—the winner of this year's Scripps National Spelling Bee, which just wrapped up outside Washington, DC—it means $25,000 cash, a $5,000 scholarship, a $2,500 bond, a Barnes & Noble Nook, and the title of the best middle school speller in the country. Video of Sukanya's triumphant moment is above.
Public Schools Now Charging Thousands of Dollars
Hamilton Nolan · 05/25/11 09:55AMSchool Fools Bother Diplomat's Daughter: Key to the City for Pretty Kiddie?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/25/11 08:57AMKrittika Biswas is a high school senior in Queens and the daughter of the vice consul of the Indian Consulate in New York. Earlier this year, she was perp-walked out of school, arrested, held for a day in central booking, and spent a month at a school "suspension center," all for allegedly sending email threats "with references to rape and prostitution" to two of her teachers. Except she didn't.
Everything College Students Do Now Is Wrong
Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/11 04:43PMKids these days: they don't know how to do school right. They spend two god damn years working on their college admission essays! Then they take some stupid major that will never get them a job! Then they all take five years to finish their four-year degrees! Then they graduate and they're too lazy to work! Not that there are any jobs for them, anyhow. Still, they're way too optimistic about their chances. I knew we should have punished the parents for their kids being so stupid when we had the chance!
Senator's Warning: Don't Fall for the Ol' 'Hot Girl in Pajamas' Trick
Jim Newell · 05/20/11 12:56PMThe battle over federally subsidized loans for for-profit colleges is one of the biggest in Washington these days, as the Education Department is finalizing its rules to crack down on this shady industry which some might suggest only exists to take money from poor people. But still, how is one supposed to resist the industry's recruiting ads showing sexy coeds in their pajamas?