It's a day of the year, which means it's time for an online media outlet to produce a listicle of colleges, ranked upon some wacky basis! The Daily Beast tries to cover every conceivable college listicle angle today—but they stop after ranking only the categories of Best International Schools, Best Party Schools, Most Beautiful, Happiest, Brainiacs, Activists, Best Food, Future CEOs, Artistic, Least Rigorous, Cheapest, Return on Investment, Most Rigorous, Free-Spirited, Horniest, Gay-Friendly, Best Weather, Computer Geeks, Accessible Professors, Future Politicians, Greenest, and Foreign Students.

Half-ass job, TDB. Where do you get your listicle-monkey interns from, SUNY at Binghamton? American families can't make good choices for their families unless they Know All The Facts.

The 25 Most Unranked Colleges in America

25. Transylvania University
24. Simpson College
23. University of Advancing Technology
22. Dixie State College of Utah
21. University of Maine- Presque Isle
20. Limestone College
19. Blessing-Rieman College of Nursing
18. Pennsylvania State University- Shenango
17. Medaille College
16. University of Wisconsin- Stout
15. Armstrong Atlantic State University
14. Truett-McConnell College
13. Chowan University
12. Our Lady of the Lake College
11. Wartburg Theological Seminary
10. Sul Ross State University
9. University of South Carolina- Aiken
8. Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science
7. Maharishi University of Management
6. Cogswell Polytechnical College
5. Oklahoma Panhandle State University
4. Divine Word College
3. Kent State University- Geauga
2. Sherman College of Chiropractic
1. Madonna University

*Note: After learning that Thunderbird School of Global Management is, in fact, ranked, we have removed it in favor of a worthy replacement.

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