education
Pepper-Spray Debacle Prompts UC President to Order Police Review
Lauri Apple · 11/21/11 09:11AMStating that he's "appalled" by Friday's pepper-spraying of peaceful University of California-Davis protesters—an incident that sparked public outrage (and led to two three cops being placed on paid leave)—UC system president Mark Yudof has ordered an urgent review of police procedures at all 10 UC campuses. Good!
School Uses Russell Brand's Smutty Phone Calls to Teach Kids
Lauri Apple · 11/20/11 04:24PMUpon realizing the pedogogical potential of Russell Brand's dirty prank calls, the headmaster of a hoity-toity north London school incorporated them into an English exam that was then administered to 14-year-old students. Now he doesn't understand why are some of the kids' parents are so upset about this.
College Sexology Study Just Guy Paying Undergrads for Sex
Seth Abramovitch · 11/18/11 12:47AMSeeking out additional sources of income is always a tempting option for today's financially strapped college student. That said, you might want to double- and triple-check the credentials of the sexologist for whose study you have just signed up, as he might just be some random dude trying to have sex with you in a motel room.
World's Riskiest School Commute Takes Two Days, Involves Rock-Climbing
Lauri Apple · 11/17/11 06:07AMIf your parents like to pull the annoying ol' "when I was a kid, we trudged five miles in the snow to get to school because we were tough (unlike you kids nowadays)" act, this video of Chinese schoolkids braving icy rivers and risking fatal falls just to make it to class will put them in their place.
Special Needs Student Films Teacher Going Psycho on Him
Lauri Apple · 11/16/11 07:09AMIn hindsight, it's regrettable that nobody believed 15-year-old Julio Artuz when he told them he was being bullied and humiliated by one of his teachers. People believe him now, though, because Artuz used his cellphone-video machine to catch his orange-shirted teacher in the act.
Artuz, who attends Bankbridge Regional School in New Jersey, told NBC that his enraged teacher's comments made him "feel like I'm trash." So he used the technology that God gave him and collected himself some damning evidence. After watching his video, we get the feeling that his teacher—who has been placed on administrative leave pending action by the local education board—won't be in a position to swear and threat to kick his ass anymore:
Professor Enforces Bizarre 'No Snacks, No Psych Class' Policy
Lauri Apple · 11/12/11 06:25PMLearn How Homosexuality Is a 'Gateway Drug' at Baylor
Lauri Apple · 11/11/11 06:14AMHug-Hating School Suspends Touchy Teen for Innocent Embrace
Lauri Apple · 11/04/11 05:20AMThe War on Hugs continues apace in America's prison-schools, with panicked administrators enforcing no-hugging policies to ensure that their youthful charges don't injure each other—or worse. The latest casualties are 14-year-old Florida middle schooler Nickolas Martinez and his female friend, who just received a one-day in-school suspension for hugging on school grounds. Have they no shame?
School Forces Staff to Sign an 'I'm Straight' Pledge
Seth Abramovitch · 11/03/11 12:52AMHere's a plan that should offer foolproof results: Shorter University, a Christian Baptist institute of higher learning in Rome (Georgia, not Italy, but same difference, really) has sent all 200 of its employees a "personal lifestyle pledge." The pledge promises that the signee will refrain from all acts of homosexuality — as well as lesser transgressions like adultery, premarital sex, doing drugs, and drinking in the presence of students — but mainly homosexuality.
Kids These Days Don't Read No Better'n They Used To
Hamilton Nolan · 11/02/11 02:25PMWhat is it with kids these days? Amirite? You know what I'm talking about. In this particular case, I'm talking about how kids in elementary and middle school have, sure, okay, improved their standardized test scores in math over the past two decades—but in reading, there's been only "modest improvement." Kids these days! From the NYT:
Professor Shouldn't Have Poked His Students for Science
Lauri Apple · 11/02/11 07:42AMThis Bracelet Will Get Your Kid High Someday
Lauri Apple · 10/29/11 02:31PMNow You Only Need to Write a Blog Post to Get Into College
John Cook · 10/28/11 12:02PMIgnorant People Remain Hopeful
Hamilton Nolan · 10/27/11 03:51PMA majority of unemployed Americans say they're confident that they'll find a job in the next year—a better job, at that. Meanwhile, college grads as a group are despondent over their own economic prospects. Now: considering the state of college in this country, we hesitate to make too much out of a college education. But when all the people who may have actually taken an economics class are the most pessimistic, we'd gently suggest that that's a bad sign. Perhaps the unemployed should tone down that optimism just a bit.
Obama Announcing Plan to Help You Pay for Your Expensive, Dumb Degree
Lauri Apple · 10/26/11 08:11AM'App Gap' Is an Exciting New Gap Between Rich and Poor Kids
Adrian Chen · 10/25/11 10:23AMDropping Out of Community College Sure Is a Huge Waste of Money
Hamilton Nolan · 10/20/11 03:54PMAs the dying middle class sees its children swallowed by the student debt bubble as they desperately take out loans to afford college degrees from their likely substandard schools, it's worth remembering the fact that the vast majority of college students in this country are part-timers who will never graduate. You'll never guess how much money we're wasting on remedial English classes! From the LA Times: