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When a stiff breeze swept through the New England Patriots owner's box last night, Donald Trump's long-suffering hair saw its chance: With the wind as its cover, it would stage an escape.

Monday Night Football caught the moment when Donald—seated between Patriots owner Robert Kraft and former linebacker Ted Bruschi—nearly lost his hair. But, alas, the Great Hair Escape was foiled by the follicle. Hang on to hope, Donald's hair. You'll break away someday. [Deadspin, OpieRadio, Music: "Run Away" by the Real McCoy]