Donald Sterling, a billionaire who used to own a basketball team and found it unseemly for his mistress to be seen in public with black people, is suing his former mistress and gossip site TMZ for allegedly altering the leaked tapes that led to his public downfall.

First it was Ben and Jen. Then it was Gwen and Gavin. Yesterday, it was Frog and Pig. Today, it’s Frog and “Pig” again, but different ones.

V Stiviano launched a thousand lawsuits when she leaked audio of boyfriend and disgraced former Clippers owner Donald Sterling being racist on tape . But she couldn't win the big one, filed by Sterling's wife, demanding she return the expensive gifts he gave her during their extramarital relationship.

Old-man-yelling-at-clouds (but only cumulonimbus clouds, because they're black) Donald Sterling is basically out of our lives forever after a racist meltdown forced him to sell the L.A. Clippers, but Clippers star Blake Griffin still has to live with his chilling memories of Sterling's infamous "White Party."

Law & Order: SVU has never been shy about "ripping" its stories from "the headlines." But an upcoming episode of the long-running cop theatrical is treating headlines like a hoarder does garbage.

V Stiviano just filed new legal documents in her countersuit against Donald Sterling's wife claiming that Sterling is actually gay and paid her to pretend to be his mistress, according to TMZ.

After an ugly court battle between Donald and Shelly Sterling over the sale of the Los Angeles Clippers, Judge Michael Levanas of the Los Angeles Superior Court ruled today to allow Shelly Sterling to sell the team to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2 billion.

At the end of the third day of the trail that will determine if Shelly Sterling had the right to sell the Los Angeles Clippers to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2 billion, her husband Donald screamed, "Get away from me, you pig!" as she walked past him to leave court.

V. Stiviano was not the only woman on the other end of ex-Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling's racist tirades and gross sexual advances. A new lawsuit filed in Los Angeles yesterday by an ex-mistress and employee of Sterling's named Maiko Maya King further charges him with inflicting racial and sexual abuse.

V. Stiviano (neé Vanessa Perez), the woman who brought down L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling by recording his racist ranting, was attacked by two men outside her hotel Sunday, her attorney said.

According to the Los Angeles Times, former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is buying the Clippers from noted racist Donald Sterling for a mere $2 billion.

ABC News reports that L.A. Clippers owner and self-proclaimed nonracist Donald Sterling sent a letter to the NBA agreeing to sell the team.

The rest of Donald Sterling's "I'm not a Racist" interview with Anderson Cooper aired tonight, and it was terrible.

Shelly Sterling, wife of racist and banned-for-life former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers Donald Sterling, told ABC News that she will "eventually file for divorce" from her husband and will "absolutely" fight for her right to keep her stake in the team.

V. Stiviano, the woman who recorded her conversations with former NBA Clippers owner Donald Sterling, sat down for an exclusive interview with Barbara Walters yesterday and revealed that she doesn't believe Sterling to be a racist, and that she considers herself to be Sterling's "silly rabbit."

Sources tell Page Six they're surprised Donald Sterling is still alive.

The convenient thing about Seinfeld never showing us George Steinbrenner's face, from the point of view of video editors in 2014, is that he could really be any rich, old, white man who owns a sports team. Like, say, L.A. Clippers owner (for now) Donald Sterling.

Was anyone truly surprised that racist L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling would make bigoted remarks on tape? Jimmy Kimmel went down to L.A.'s Legends Barbershop to get a haircut and find out.

It's tedious, but if you listen to the entirety of L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling's whiny, racist tirade, caught on tape by his girlfriend V. Stiviano and then widely disseminated this weekend, you can eventually get to the root of the couple's argument. It seems Sterling was upset that Stiviano, reportedly his mistress, had taken a photo with Magic Johnson and then posted that photo to her Instagram account.

So much is going on with Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling and his girlfriend Vanessa Stiviano right now, but let's take a second to admire her visor game. Nobody going to court has looked this haute since, obviously, Lindsay Lohan.