Fox and Friends morning Aryan Brian Kilmeade decided to have himself a little wrassle this morning with world champion MMA fighter BJ Penn. It was the greatest media guy vs. actual fighter bout since Alex Blagg took on Rampage Jackson.

Well, he is very funny. But otherwise, this seems peculiar. Starting in November the jilted carrot top will do a Monday-Thursday 11pm laffer/talker on TBS, pushing George Lopez's little program to midnight. Updated

They're not the Cubs, their futility does not go quite that deep. Cubs fans have a special brand of loserdom that is part of their very fabric.

Then you're a closeted hoopster. Won't you please head over to the Dream Visualizer to see your dream turned into a personalized animation that you can then share with all of your Facebook friends?

"Release the Kraken" is shaping up to be a pretty great meme. So we decided to push it over the top by making a "Release the Kraken" video. So without further ado: Liam Neeson...please release that Kraken.

The photo below shows Google CEO Eric Schmidt and his then-mistress Kate Bohner at Burning Man in 2007. The set contains what we believe to be the first published picture of Schmidt with one of his mistresses.

You've heard about Tiger Woods' very naughty text messages by now, haven't you? We went ahead and built a Tiger clone in the office this afternoon. Send a text message to 646-450-2708 and you'll get a reply from our Tigerbot in minutes. [Update: The Tigerbot is a bit overwhelmed right now; apologies if you don't get an immediate response.] It's free, of course. It's also most definitely NSFW, though, so be careful you don't leave your phone lying around for your significant other and/or co-workers to see.

In honor of March Madness, beginning today, check out this original compilation of 75 incredible basketball trick shots. These kids have some serious skills.

South Park premiered its 14th season tonight and opened with a graphic reenactment of the confrontation between Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, last Thanksgiving that started it all. Oh, yeah: turns out the reenactment was a video game!

When you're curled up against the toilet trying to sober up later on this evening, don't say we didn't warn you. In honor of St. Patrick's day, we present to you the ultimate collection of the drunkest people falling down.

It's no secret that winning an NCAA tournament comes down to a bit of luck. But by the looks of his Final Four picks, Harry Smith is going to need Northern Iowa to pull a few upsets.

Did you know that Scott Brown—the new star Republican Senator—was accused of harassing a female campaign worker in 1998? We have the documents to prove it. Did the Democrats blow an opportunity to keep their 60th Senate seat?

Corey Haim is not the first—or the last—former child star who became a drug addict. Some make a full recovery. Many, sadly, do not.

Twice, actually. Admittedly for about seven minutes in total. But it still counts as the first intrusion in 15 years. Here's how I assumed various guises, bypassed half a dozen checkpoints, and ended up making chitchat with Rupert Murdoch.

As if men didn't have enough to worry about, with all the sports viewing: prepare for "the biggest array of product launches for men in nearly a decade and maybe ever." Translation, fellas: corporate America's comin' fer yer balls.

Everyone likes watching the Oscars at a party, and we're having our very own! It's going to be here in the comments section. You're invited to come talk trash about Hollywood.

Marketing a revolutionary anti-chaffing product meant expressly for testicles might seem like an awkward endeavor, but not when Lance Armstrong and his single ball are on-board. The cycling champion joins DZ-NUTS' inventor in the struggle to salve all mankind's junk.

In November of 2005, Tiger Woods was coming off one of his best years ever in the major championships. Two wins, at the Masters and British Open, a second at the U.S. Open and a t-4 at the PGA Championship.

Two Australian TV anchors play a curling game on the Wii because...news? The motions they make with the Wiimote are a bit suggestive. Think about violent sweeping motions necessary to work the curling broom—without the broom. Stop laughing!

On Jay Leno's first night back to Tonight Show hosting duties, he stole two jokes for his monologue. One from Mitt Romney(!?), and another from an ESPN Page 2 sports writer. Proof inside.