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Street Fights Can Kill So It's Okay To Defend Yourself Ferociously
Hamilton Nolan · 06/08/15 04:02PMPeople Are Tweeting and Driving in This Sad, Sad World
Dayna Evans · 05/19/15 10:15AMAre You the Shitbag Who Straight Up Axe-Murdered This Tree?
Dayna Evans · 03/31/15 01:45PMPeople in Mickey Mouse Costumes Placed in Same Category as ISIS
Hamilton Nolan · 09/25/14 08:50AMBees Are Killing Americans. We Are Losing the War on Bees.
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/14 08:54AMWoman Hit By Flying Buzzsaw in Midtown Manhattan
Aleksander Chan · 05/28/14 07:04AMDetroit Beset By Wild Dogs
Hamilton Nolan · 08/21/13 08:42AMHamilton Nolan · 07/22/13 09:50AM
America's Kids Under Constant Threat of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
Caity Weaver · 06/17/13 05:36PMToilet seats: your penis belongs dangling in front them, not crushed underneath them, but try telling that to America’s dumb kids. A new study published in urology journal BJU International (summarized in Reuters under the ominous headline “Falling toilet seats: Rare but growing risk for boys”) found that emergency room visits prompted by toilet seats slamming down onto little boys’ penises with the righteous fury of an angry God increased by a rate of 100 per year between 2002 and 2010.
Hypocrite Adults Are Texting While Driving Like a Bunch of Damn Teenagers
Hamilton Nolan · 03/28/13 08:52AMLean Cuisine Mushroom Ravioli Recalled Because It Has Glass In It (Also: Gross Mushrooms)
Caity Weaver · 02/12/13 06:38PMMaking Subways Safer Is a Poor Use of Money
Hamilton Nolan · 01/29/13 12:10PMIn New York City last year, 141 were struck by subway trains, and 55 were killed. There have been several recent high-profile deaths on the tracks, including one that made the cover of the NY Post. Falling (or being pushed) in front of a train is a classic nightmare scenario. So what should we do to prevent it? Well... something cheap, if anything.
Hamilton Nolan · 01/21/13 11:22AM
Is a TV Falling Onto Your Child Right Now?
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Every NYC Tourist's Worst Nightmare Comes True for One Woman
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/12 08:44AMYears ago, when an acquaintance of mine in Florida heard I was going to visit New York City, he replied, with complete seriousness, "New York City, huh? You wanna take my pistol?" This is because all those local yokel out-of-towners down south still imagine New York to be a dark, dangerous land prowled by muggers and rapists. The fools! NYC is safer than ever. Unless you're that one terribly unlucky person.
We Are Staunchly in Favor of CEOs Having Dangerous Hobbies
Hamilton Nolan · 03/14/12 09:44AMThe Wall Street Journal today takes on a thorny question that's wracking the collective consciences of corporate boards from coast to coast: when does a CEO's private hobby become too dangerous? As natural leaders driven to excel and seek thrills in both their private lives and their careers, it's no wonder that many CEOs enjoy flying their own small planes, or even sky diving. Considering the responsibilities they have to their employees and shareholders, should CEOs of huge public corporation really be allowed to engage in risky behavior that holds a chance of serious injury or death?