Need something to brighten up your walls this dark January? Well we're giving away two sets of beautiful prints from Myan Photography and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Today we got all freaked out about the horror of the unkillable bedbug. Everything about bedbugs is terrifying! Including this terrible science fact from a real scientist. Be scared. Be very, very scared.

Today we looked at an astronomer who successfully sued the University of Kentucky for firing him based on his questioning of Evolution beliefs about creation. We said good for him. Many of you disagreed, as evidenced by the following comment.

Today we learned more about the testicle-bearing editor who recently got in trouble. Naturally this prompted a lot of ball-related humor, none topped by this particular gem.

Today we once again discussed our favorite New York column babe, Andrea Peyser. Luckily there was a noble commenter who rushed to defend her honor. We lowly knaves were much humbled!

Today we heard about a jerky college professor who blabbed about a student's business to the whole class. Professors can be so mean sometimes! Especially according to one commenter, at least. Read their story, then tell us your own.

Need a little light in your life, specifically for your desk? Well, we're giving away two vintage industrial lamps from Chase and Scout and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Today we looked at a silly uproar over a sex ed teacher's "Vagina Dance" song. Vagina-talk, in our health classes?? What could possibly be next? Well, one commenter already knows.

Today we discovered the rapping branch of Tom Hanks's family, namely a son who goes to Northwestern and spits rhymes about said institution. As in any good rap battle, this prompted a sizzling hot response from a commenter.

Did you know that in addition to following Gawker on Facebook, you can follow individual Gawker staffers on Facebook, too? You can!

Today we learned that most Americans don't blame violent rhetoric or guns for what happened in Tuscon. This is very confusing! Very confusing especially for one commenter, who raised an interesting question.

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, meaning you need a date. And what better place to find one than Gawker's own lo-fi personals service, #gawkerdating? Remember to use our handy tips to aid your search. Dinner for two, please!

Today we reflected on the upcoming 100th birthday of Ronald Reagan, sparking much debate. So who was Ronald Reagan: shining politics god from the planet Perfectonia or unholy hell geezer from Satantowne? Here are two differing perspectives.

In need of something to brighten up your dark apartment? Well, we're giving away two custom-made lamps from Anzfer Farms and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Today we looked at the ever-growing empire of The Snooki, from Jersey Shore. The Snooki is everywhere! It's writing books, making TV appearances, and trademarking its name like crazy. One commenter wondered why it didn't snatch up more Snooki-related trademarks.

Today we heard about the making of a movie based on a popular sleepover game, the Ouija board. We made a joke about another couple possible sleepover movies, but one commenter took it to a place far greater.

Today we heard about a a fun ski trip that John Travolta went on, upsetting his wife. Hmmmm. Just what happened on this ski trip? Luckily one commenter was there to relate the details.

What were our most popular stories in 2010? How many people visited Gawker from India last year? Did 115,000 people really type "Anderson Cooper boyfriend" into Google and end up here? (Yes.) The Gawker 2010 number-crunching is complete.

Last night we looked at a crazy sex story out of Seattle involving sisters, a threesome, and a carport. Early this morning, a commenter filled us in on just what the heck was going on there.

Today we gave you some invaluable advice on what to do when you've fallen down. Really timeless stuff, people! As hoped, the comments became a forum for people to share embarrassing accounts of falling down. These are their stories.