Drag queen Jane Lane is well known on the gay club scene for his outrageous clothes and oversized personality. On Sunday, he became known to the NYPD when he bit off someone's ear and was arrested. Details and photos below.

A "whistleblowing cop" in Brooklyn's 81st precinct is planning to file a $50 million suit against the NYPD today, claiming the city put him in a padded cell so he couldn't blow the lid off his unit's crime stat corruption.

Fed up with "Yuppies"—and the city officials who "allow them into the neighborhood"—some lunatic is injecting Krazy Glue into random bike locks in fauxhemian Williamsburg, for justice. "No bike is safe." Goodness. [Brooklyn Paper; Pic via]

Luis Soto was shot to death after fighting with another man in Harlem early Sunday morning. Now, police say Soto was killed not by his attacker, but by a police bullet. Remember Sean Bell? Everyone will, like it or not.

Today's Malden, West Virginia update: Eddie Campbell, 61, was arrested for masturbating on a bench in a public park on Sunday morning. He was accompanied by an armless mannequin. This concludes your Malden, West Virginia update. [WSAZ via]

Looks like cosmetics chain Sephora has changed its mind: It's pressing charges against Caroline Giuliani

Jesse Wasserman was arrested early Thursday morning after allegedly robbing three people in Central Park using a fake gun. Wasserman, it turns out, is a former prep school kid from tony New Rochelle. It's a suburban horror story!

Just when you thought it was safe to go to Central Park with a basket of cheese and things like that, whoa, stop. Crime in Central Park is skyrocketing more than anywhere else. Are you in terrible danger? (Probably).

A man has been accused of spraying bottled semen onto the backs of shoppers in Maryland. And then taking pictures. As one resident put it: "Oh, that's nasty. Oh, that's really not good. That's disgusting."

Mauricio Mendez Lopez was discovered by his niece holding a knife and drinking a glass of his roommate's blood after killing him in their Florida home. Is Twilight to blame for all of this?

Jack McBrayer, better known as Kenneth Parcell on 30 Rock, offers advice on how to better your own social standing through the lost art of home invasion via this new Funny or Die video. Get your learn on, inside!

This 57-year-old Florida man was arrested for dialing 911 three times in order to get a ride to the liquor store. The barely understandable boozehound gives new definition to slurred speech, but at least he didn't drive drunk! Video inside.

Caroline Giuliani, the Obama-supporting thespian daughter of Rudy—and a senior at Harvard—has been arrested for shoplifting from a skincare and beauty store on the Upper East Side. But why would a rich kid like Caroline steal?

Lawrence Salander, the former prominent Manhattan art dealer arrested last year for stealing more than $100 million from his clients, has been sentenced to 6 to 18 years in prison. He ripped off John McEnroe, Robert Deniro, and many others.

Nine people (and counting) have been killed in a workplace shooting in Manchester, Connecticut.

Ponzi schemer to the stars Ken Starr gets the Vanity Fair treatment this week, along with dozens of A-listers he allegedly scammed. (Sylvester Stallone! Nora Ephron! Walter Cronkite!) But the juiciest stories come from his pole-dancing wife, Diane Passage.

"A notorious American youth gang... has hit Sydney," writes Australian tabloid The Daily Telegraph. Is it the Bloods? The Crips? The Latin Kings? No, it's the fearsome Midwestern clowns the Juggalos, obsessive fans of face-painted rappers Insane Clown Posse.

In "this economy," we don't have many exports except, apparently, for serial killers. American fugitives William Dathan Holbert and Laura Michelle Reese were arrested in Costa Rica as suspects in as many as nine murders in Panama.

The New York designer suing for control of Facebook says he has evidence gleaned from more than a year's worth of emails with founder Mark Zuckerberg. But the magic mushroom enthusiast might just be tripping.

Lindsay Lohan is either "in good spirits" or "depressed" on day one of rehab. She may have had a "spiritual revelation." She is either thankful or indignant. She is sought-after. Meanwhile, her dad "sucks the life out of another blonde."