Your thoughts on Betty White's SNL gig and Heidi Montag's freak of a face.

"Why does Heidi Montag get all the grief when Ivanka Trump looks like she's gotten just as much facial reconstruction? She looks like a gerbil with big boobs and a weave." — Good Girl Gone Bad [Photo via Getty]

I don't know if you've heard, but Apple lost a top secret iPhone and shit hit the fan. This week, it was the talk of all things Gawker Media, and our commenters weren't exempt.

A judge in Cuyahoga County, Ohio is suing the local paper, the Cleveland Plain-Dealer, for disclosing that certain comments on its website came from her email address. The paper says it had no choice. Does privacy trump news?

All coonskin caps. All the time. You Hipster FoHo enthusiasts sure know the way to our hearts. Plus one commenter is kind of a crybaby, but we like it that way.

The Olympics ended this week, but that doesn't mean Canada's out of the spotlight yet! Let's celebrate the Great White North one last time with a Canadian comment roundup, eh? Then you can go back to being the USA's hat.

Welcome to our new feature, where every week, Kristina Lucarelli digs through all of your comments and highlights the best of 'em. Who impressed us and made us chuckle this week? Click to find out!

While some other sites are ditching comments altogether, I wanted to alert you to a new option for viewing Gawker comments. Along with deciding to see all comments or just featured ones, you can also choose to collapse all replies.

Richard thinks I hate all of you. He's a LIAR. So I made my own meaningless superlative you can win: The C.O.C.K. Award! Anyway, we came up with tags for Brangelina's maybe breakup. Some were good. But one was superamazing.

Richard thinks I hate all of you. That's not true! Just...most of you. So I made my own meaningless superlative you can win: The C.O.C.K. Award! Anyway, somebody had something good to say. It was about The Jews. Naturally.

As you admired Gawker's shiny new look, you may have noticed that big "Share" box right up at the top of the page. It's part of our new "open forums," and we really have no idea what's going to happen.

In your tendentious Tuesday media column: Internet commenters will never be defeated, Pinch Sulzberger is brave, more buyouts at the Star-Ledger, and journalism in China is no easy-peasy thing, we'll tell ya.

Well, that was an interesting day. Jews! They're having identity issues, they're having sex scandals, they're having stomach aches, they're having a holiday with something called an "etrog" and a DIY beer cave. It's called Sukkot, and it starts today.

We're gonna start using the final post of the day on Saturday's as an open commenter thread. Come by, won't you? Meanwhile: today was fun.

Creatures of the Caturday, some notes: welcome to the New and Improved Gawker Weekends! Starring me on the masthead and new comment features. If you're having problems with them, try hitting Control-F5 in your browser, or email me with questions.

Trapped office workers forced to run Internet Explorer, we are hearing you loud and clear: our new comments are not loading for you. The tech team is hard at work coming up with a fix.

The new Gawker commenting system is here. And, if everything works out as planned, it will let us highlight the brilliant, witty and informative comments. Welcome to a new hierarchical era.

Hmm. Strange. Our top comments of the week have earned their writers this mysterious trail of breadcrumbs, which appears to be leading to a place in the distance. Where? Perhaps we'll find out very soon...

It's Valentine's Day tomorrow, which means there's no better time for our best commenters of the week to win a romantic getaway nestled in Joaquin Phoenix's roomy, hoax-abetting beard. So who won?

This week's best commenters get a Shane Hurlbut custom light-tweaking in the room of their choice! Just don't get hot and bothered if he does it while you're, uh, doing it. So who won?