Your thoughts on Betty White's SNL gig and Heidi Montag's freak of a face.

[Alison Flood, at the last Gawker.TV meet up at Panna II.]

Matt Cherette posted the promo for Betty White's highly anticipated SNL gig tomorrow. Some of you were excited about the prospect of the cougar to end all cougars hosting. Especially certain parts like leytpr4 pointed out:

I've said it before... I cannot wait to hear Betty White say "Ladies and gentleman... Jay-Z.

Some of you couldn't escape the inevitable "SNL SUCKS" comments.

And one of you were just happy about the internet being useful for something other than porn.

Over on MTV, Heidi Montag's new...face... made its small screen debut on The Hills this week, and with 134 comments, that post was a hot, hot topic.

Bellyboop explained it best when they outlined her likely thought process from going to a normal, pretty girl to a plastic beast best in four "spin cycles":

Heidi is in that horrible Hollywood world. It's a washing machine of emotional bullshit. Cycle 1: You come in a fresh faced girl from another place. Cycle 2: You hook up with PR people, get told you're a little chubby, or your nose should be thinner. Cycle 3: You hook up with a beige colored douche bag who says stupid dumb ass things putting you the map of fame built on people hating you both.

Final Spin Cycle: You're spit out at the back door of a plastic surgeon's office in Brentwood looking like a used bit of Mattel casing that molded and crapped out every indentikit, indistinguishable blond Barbie with sized Double FF's that litter the front page of 'In Touch.'

There is nothing Heidi can do now. She will have to live with this the rest of her life, a good part of that will probably be dealing with not being all that famous anymore. And I believe her mother did not know the extent of this surgery.

This infuriates me. Heidi was so beautiful. What she is now...isn't. And that's tragic.

And madog just left with her long lost twin. Apparently that is a real actor, and yes. That is his real chin.

I think I'll leave you all to mull over that frightening image. Until next week, keep on commenting!!