Today we once again discussed our favorite New York column babe, Andrea Peyser. Luckily there was a noble commenter who rushed to defend her honor. We lowly knaves were much humbled!

After getting a look at John Krasinski's prom photo, we asked for your embarrassing prom pictures. And, boy, were you people some awesomely awkward teens! We got lots of great submissions, and here are the best of the worst.

The Golden Globes are Hollywood's chance to get a little drunk and behave inappropriately. Why should they be the only ones? Why not get a little drunk, behave inappropriately and make fun of their drunken inappropriateness in our live blog!

Today we heard about a jerky college professor who blabbed about a student's business to the whole class. Professors can be so mean sometimes! Especially according to one commenter, at least. Read their story, then tell us your own.

Need a little light in your life, specifically for your desk? Well, we're giving away two vintage industrial lamps from Chase and Scout and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Today we looked at a silly uproar over a sex ed teacher's "Vagina Dance" song. Vagina-talk, in our health classes?? What could possibly be next? Well, one commenter already knows.

We all have embarrassing prom photos, and here's one of John Krasinski of The Office that a friend of Gawker sent in. It's not that embarrassing—for a prom photo. Is yours worse? You can win a prize!

Have those midwinter blahs got you down? Here's the cure: Join us while we watch tonight's episode of Top Chef and live-blog it in the comments under this post. Your mood will change from dreary to cheery in no time!

Today we discovered the rapping branch of Tom Hanks's family, namely a son who goes to Northwestern and spits rhymes about said institution. As in any good rap battle, this prompted a sizzling hot response from a commenter.

Today we learned that most Americans don't blame violent rhetoric or guns for what happened in Tuscon. This is very confusing! Very confusing especially for one commenter, who raised an interesting question.

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, meaning you need a date. And what better place to find one than Gawker's own lo-fi personals service, #gawkerdating? Remember to use our handy tips to aid your search. Dinner for two, please!

Today we looked at a guy who really, really wants a Walmart to open in New York City. Though as one commenter warned us, Walmarts in densely populated areas can devolve into hellish misery dens.

A survey says women in their 40s are more likely to have sex on a first date than women in their 20s. Adult women, always having intercourse! They're "naughty" and "easy," according to the New York Post. Plus: commenters delight!

Today we reflected on the upcoming 100th birthday of Ronald Reagan, sparking much debate. So who was Ronald Reagan: shining politics god from the planet Perfectonia or unholy hell geezer from Satantowne? Here are two differing perspectives.

In need of something to brighten up your dark apartment? Well, we're giving away two custom-made lamps from Anzfer Farms and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

Today we looked at the ever-growing empire of The Snooki, from Jersey Shore. The Snooki is everywhere! It's writing books, making TV appearances, and trademarking its name like crazy. One commenter wondered why it didn't snatch up more Snooki-related trademarks.

Already sick of that diet you planned for your New Year's resolution? Why not indulge in tonight's Top Chef live blog. It's as yummy as chocolate cake with sprinkles on top—and has zero calories!

Today we heard about the making of a movie based on a popular sleepover game, the Ouija board. We made a joke about another couple possible sleepover movies, but one commenter took it to a place far greater.

Today we heard about a a fun ski trip that John Travolta went on, upsetting his wife. Hmmmm. Just what happened on this ski trip? Luckily one commenter was there to relate the details.

Last night we looked at a crazy sex story out of Seattle involving sisters, a threesome, and a carport. Early this morning, a commenter filled us in on just what the heck was going on there.