Today has been a hard day. As you may have noticed, we took the bandages off of our new face this morning and, it would seem, we horrified some of you with the results.
Today we heard about the third dirtiest hotel and its sad child pornography connections. Yuck. Want even more yuck? Well, one commenter had to go there and be all gross, mashing together a bunch of gross internet things.
These pin-up girls can warm up the chiliest winter dwellings. We're giving away two prints from photographer Matt Schwartz's She Hit Pause Studios, and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!
Today we looked at the owner of the Washington Redskins football squadron, who is suing a newspaper for, among other things, drawing on a photograph in a way he (or his lawyer) found antisemitic. "O rly?", said one commenter.
Today we witnessed the unveiling of The Daily, the first-ever news publication made solely for tablets. Of course we're tempted to call this a newspaper, but since there's no paper, what's a more accurate name? One commenter had an idea.
Today we discovered that clowns are helping women get pregnant. Clowns?? Absolutely ridiculous. Well, not as ridiculous as you commenter folks, who can never seem to take a serious issue seriously. See the following example.
Today we heard that a Florida judge found President Obama's health care reform legislation unconstitutional. "Uh oh!", we all cried. "Not good!" Well, one commenter argued, maybe part of the ruling makes sense. They broke it down for us.
Today we learned that lots and lots of Sarah Palin's emails are going to be made public soon, sparking much speculation about just what these emails might say. For our money, one commenter got it exactly right.
Now that Comcast is officially taking over NBC Universal today, the cable company has unveiled a horrible new logo for the famed broadcaster. The response hasn't been too kind. But we know you can come up with something better!
Looking for a little light to get you through darkest winter? Well we're giving away two charming lamps from Typewriter Boneyard and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!
Today we looked at funny picture of Katie Couric rescuing Barry Diller's Maserati from the terrible snow. "Ha ha, silly rich people," we all said. One commenter said it best.
Today we heard a tale of America's dirtiest hotel. It's pretty damn dirty! Which wonderful motel might be the next lodge down on this illustrious list? Well, one commenter submitted a nomination.
Today we shook our heads at a woefully grammatically incorrect T-shirt, inciting, as always with our grammarian commentariat, much furious sentencing typing. Including the following comment, a veritable rogues gallery of common grammatical errors.
Today we did a little sighing about a Florida community that's relying on a combination Red Lobster/Olive Garden restaurant to save its economy. Sigh, we said. But one commenter in particular rushed to the much-maligned restaurant chain's defense.
Today we looked further into the case of the sexy lesbian teachers scandal. This story has sparked much conversation. Some love it, some hate it. But only one person both loves and hates it.
Need something to brighten up your walls this dark January? Well we're giving away two sets of beautiful prints from Myan Photography and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!
Today we got all freaked out about the horror of the unkillable bedbug. Everything about bedbugs is terrifying! Including this terrible science fact from a real scientist. Be scared. Be very, very scared.
It's time for the ever-popular "restaurant wars" episode—this time featuring all-star combatants! These are the best kind of "star wars"—the ones with no Jar Jar Binks! Why not join us as we live blog them in the comments?
Today we looked at an astronomer who successfully sued the University of Kentucky for firing him based on his questioning of Evolution beliefs about creation. We said good for him. Many of you disagreed, as evidenced by the following comment.
Today we learned more about the testicle-bearing editor who recently got in trouble. Naturally this prompted a lot of ball-related humor, none topped by this particular gem.
