Looking for a little light to get you through darkest winter? Well we're giving away two charming lamps from Typewriter Boneyard and all you have to do to win one is enter a caption contest!

To enter the contest, simply leave a funny (or serious, if you want) caption based on this photo of Elton John performing at the Royal Opera House in London. Then we'll pick our two favorites on Monday and the winners will each be sent a hardback book lamp in the style of the one pictured below. This is just our way of saying thanks for reading. Please continue to do so!

Write a Caption

What You'll Win

Hardcover book lamps from Typwriter Boneyard

How to Enter


Submit your captions in the comments only. (If you're not a commenter, see here for details on how to become one.) The deadline for contest entries is Monday, January 31st at 12 pm ET. We'll pick a winner from the comments on this post and notify him/her by email shortly thereafter. This means you must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. All standard Gawker contest rules apply, naturally.