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'Daily Show' for One Welcomes Our Robot Overlords
Owen Thomas · 02/11/09 01:42AMFox News Producer Charged for Child Porn
Owen Thomas · 02/10/09 04:43PMRahm Emanuel Is Driving Fidel Castro Crazy
Owen Thomas · 02/10/09 03:58PMBill O'Reilly's Vengeful Paparazzi
Ryan Tate · 02/10/09 03:52AMGloomy Obama: 'The Party Is Over'
Ryan Tate · 02/09/09 10:18PMIn New Era, Barney Frank Still Shouting to be Heard
Pareene · 02/09/09 11:25AMWe were all so excited for the Obama presidency because suddenly all those lovable losers we've grown to love during the Bush years would be influential and important! Hah.
While the Kathie Lee Is Away, the Hoda Will Accuse Her of Being a Drunk
Richard Lawson · 02/09/09 10:57AMPregnant M.I.A. Hero of Grammys
Ryan Tate · 02/09/09 05:37AMSullenberger Will Be the Hero We Need
Ryan Tate · 02/09/09 01:36AMTop Five Kellogg's Recipes For Stoners
Ryan Tate · 02/08/09 09:37PM'Wife Swap' Star Apologizes for Having Worst Husband in World
Owen Thomas · 02/07/09 04:22PM'Idol' Bikini Girl Saga Ends In Tears, Bikinis
Seth Abramovitch · 02/05/09 06:27PMInept Weathermen, We Salute You
Richard Lawson · 02/05/09 03:57PMRat Loves Cat!
Seth Abramovitch · 02/04/09 08:37PM· Look, Shane Hurlbut interrupted the emotional lynchpin of the entire Terminator Salvation story! Now people who dress up as its characters for Halloween might wind up looking totally ridiculous.
· "Penn. Rourke Hathaway. Streep. We're on a first name basis." Um...are you sure about that, LAT?
· Vanity Fair gets a sneak peek at NBC's fall schedule.
· "Goddamnit, Shirl—Nazi zombies again! Traffic's gonna be backed up for miles. Better call your mom."
· Wired counts down the Top 10 Celebrity Rants Caught on Tape.
· Dancing with the Stars casting rumor: Denise Richards and Steve-O. Two more reasons not to watch!
· Well, lookee here: Bikini Girl rides again.
· And because we can't resist: one more Bale mashup, this time with seminal Disney newsboy musical, Newsies.
Chinese Theatre Batman Tired Of F**cking Distracting Tourists Wandering Into His Shot
Seth Abramovitch · 02/04/09 08:02PMWell, they say if you stick around in Hollywood long enough, your biggest liability will eventually turn into your most bankable asset. (Actually they don't say that, but they should.) It certainly was Aggro Batman's case, as his fist-shaking haranguing of Japanese passersby who snap his photo but fail to produce the customary $5 donation have now brought new levels of verisimilitude to his ill-tempered characterization. [YouTube]
William Shatner: 'George Takei Needs To Be Vetted Like A Horse'
Seth Abramovitch · 02/04/09 07:43PMBut now that Shatner has a real show—Raw Nerve, on the Biography Channel—his bluster has been turned up a notch, as he insists former Star Trek co-star and snub-happy Gay Bridezilla George Takei needs to be "vetted" before being invited onto his show. Does Takei even want to be on his show? Apparently he does! Could someone bring in Christian Bale to smack the last wheezes of this never-ending cutesy feud out of both of them? ("Ohhhh gooood!!! Dah dah dah dah I didn't get invited to the gay wedd—SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE PRICKS! IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING!!") [YouTube]