It may have seemed for a time that Today fourth hour cohost Hoda Kotb was the drunk of the show. But Hoda has now launched a campaign against Kathie Lee, who's conveniently on vacation.

Access Extra Tonight host Billy Bush was filling in for Ms. Gifford this morning, and he and Hoda flipped through some photos of a recent vacation. Billy, referring to one picture, said "it looks like you're keeping the Pinot Grigio industry alive and well." Hoda, not missing a beat, responded: "You have no idea how much sheeee was drinking." Because, hah! What can Kathie Lee do to her if she's not there? Except, you know, shame and debase her some more when she gets back. Sigh.