Winona Ryder Has Really Let Herself Go
Here is a clip of becoiffed Good Morning America hostess Sam Champion introducing country singer Wynonna Judd. Only he calls her Winona Ryder. Realizing his mistake, Sammy shrieks "Judd!" as Wynonna begins to sing.
Then he asks himself, and the audience, and Wynonna, and God: "Why did I say Winona Ryder??" I don't know, Sam. I just don't know. Maybe you were thinking "that Wynonna has stolen my heart," and then you thought of thievery as a concept, and then you thought of Winona Ryder. Or maybe you were just up too late last night watching Mermaids on Oh!, the Oxygen Oprah network for ladies.