If you haven't made arrangements to travel to the Olympics in Beijing—we know, you're busy—rest assured that you can still attend the festivities. It's just going to cost you a couple of bucks. And you're going to have to contact a sketchy Serbian man in New Jersey named Sead Dizdarevic, who operates a company called Jet Set Travel, since he's the only person, it seems, who has bribed the hotel managers, government officials, and airport personnel in order for you to be able to land your Gulfstream, sit in a luxury box at the opening ceremonies, and then have a suite to go back to at the end of the day. Oh, and if you're wondering how much this is all going to cost, the luxury suite in the main Olympic stadium will run you about $650,000. A suite at the five-star Sofitel Wanda Beijing (pictured)? Naturally, there are no rooms officially left. But for $20,000 a night, Sead should be able to make something happen. He'll even throw in complimentary breakfast!