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If you haven't made arrangements to travel to the Olympics in Beijing—we know, you're busy—rest assured that you can still attend the festivities. It's just going to cost you a couple of bucks. And you're going to have to contact a sketchy Serbian man in New Jersey named Sead Dizdarevic, who operates a company called Jet Set Travel, since he's the only person, it seems, who has bribed the hotel managers, government officials, and airport personnel in order for you to be able to land your Gulfstream, sit in a luxury box at the opening ceremonies, and then have a suite to go back to at the end of the day. Oh, and if you're wondering how much this is all going to cost, the luxury suite in the main Olympic stadium will run you about $650,000. A suite at the five-star Sofitel Wanda Beijing (pictured)? Naturally, there are no rooms officially left. But for $20,000 a night, Sead should be able to make something happen. He'll even throw in complimentary breakfast!

If the name Sead Dizdarevic sounds familiar, that might be because he was implicated in the bribery scheme to bring the Winter Olympics to Salt Lake City in 2002. The scandal hardly damaged Dizdarevic or his reputaion. (He escaped indictment by agreeing to testify against a handful of Olympic officials.) Not only did he make a $7 million profit from the Games, he's since continued to run the premiere agency specializing in arranging trips for Fortune 500 companies and moguls looking to take in the bi-annual event. It's Dizdarevic who will be sending execs—notwithstanding their ongoing financial woes—from Lehman Bros and GE to the games, corporate packages that cost $2-3 million for groups of 30 people.

But he can handle last minute requests, too! Steel magnate Lakshmi Mittal just arranged a last-minute trip for eight through Dizdarevic. (He also coordinated Mittal's last-minute visit to Athens four years ago: Dizdarevic secured a berth for the Indian billionaire's yacht and then arranged an official Olympic car to escort them down streets reserved for athletes and Olympic officials.) He can do the same for you, too. Ask nicely and he might even throw in a digital camera so you can take memories of your seven-figure vacation home with you.

Gold-Medal Schmoozer [Portfolio]
Jet Set Sports [jetsetsports.com]