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The North Korean Christmas Tour That Could Get You Killed
J.K. Trotter · 09/30/13 01:34PMThere are terrible vacation plans, and then there are deadly ones. A tipster recently forwarded us a promotional email from the Chinese travel agency Taedong Travel, copied below, hawking “the first Christmas tour of North Korea,” costing approximately $1,000 (€740) for five days and four nights in the capital city of Pyongyang. “You can now join local North Koreans for a Christmas and New Year to remember!” the pitch promises. “Will you be visited by Santa Claus, enjoy Ginseng flavoured Turkey or listen to familiar Christmas carols?”
Happy Christmas Advertising Season! *Gunshot*
Hamilton Nolan · 09/10/13 01:45PMMariah Carey Is So Weird and Rich (and Probably Drunk) That She Celebrates Christmas in February
Rich Juzwiak · 02/09/13 01:45PMEarlier today, Mariah Carey posted almost three minutes of herself listening to herself (specifically her rendition of "O Come, All Ye Faithful") and rambling over the blaring music about celebrating Christmas in February. In the YouTube clip, she shows off a Christmas tree recently purchased in Connecticut, a roaring fire and decorations. She wishes everyone a merry Christmas and an early happy Valentine's Day. It is a festive, seasonally malapropos moment.
Dad Can't Contain His Squee Over Surprise Christmas Puppy
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/02/13 10:47AMMany Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs
Camille Dodero · 12/26/12 06:45PMThe De-Tackyfication of the American Christmas Tree
Mobutu Sese Seko · 12/26/12 02:45PMIn a time older than dirt, before kids carried $500 worth of sext computers in their pockets, my mom always used to drop me off at the same place at the "snooty mall" when she did Christmas shopping. Big department stores would have a couch, grand piano and Christmas tree, and I'd sit with a book, waiting until she came back, listening to Christmas carols and the occasional wise-guy pianist playing something from Looney Tunes.
Naughty Little Girl Shows Off Her Christmas Spirit in Best Santa Photo Ever
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/26/12 09:35AM'Christmas Sucks': Spoiled Brats Whine About Their Free Gifts on Twitter
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/26/12 09:09AMWhile you were busy spending Christmas Day appreciating the fact that you were alive and well and had people in your life that loved enough about you to buy you anything, let alone something that cost hundreds of dollars, there were many less fortunate souls out there who could not appreciate being alive and well and loved because — you may want to sit down for this part — they got a different expensive gift than the one they wanted.
Cats and Dogs Opening Their Christmas Presents is the Cutest Thing of the Holiday Season
Jordan Sargent · 12/25/12 01:55PM
Today isn't just human Christmas, you guys. It's also pet Christmas, where people wrap and give gifts to their pets despite the animals having literally no idea what's going on. Nonetheless, watching cats and dogs gnaw and tear at wrapping paper to uncover a gift is undeniably cute, so let's all warm our hearts by watching pets — like Mac the puggle, who just could not wait to get his reindeer chew toy in the video above — open their Christmas presents.
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Max Read · 12/24/12 08:00PM'Do You Hear What I Hear?' Share Your Favorite Christmas Songs With Us
Robert Kessler · 12/24/12 04:00PMThe Day We Became Cynical: How Did You Find Out Santa Isn't Real?
Gawker Staff · 12/24/12 03:00PMEvery child eventually experiences that crushing day when he or she realizes that Santa Claus, that totally implausible overweight gift-giver, is (SPOILER) not real. For those of us who thrive on cynicism, it's almost difficult to remember a time when we could be so joyfully naive—it took us a few years to realize that everything is horrible. Here, we've gathered our stories of the day our innocence died. Please share your own in the comments.
Details from The Snowman Sequel, In Ascending Order of Sadness
Mallory Ortberg · 12/22/12 02:30PMThe sequel to the silent Christmas classic The Snowman is set to air this Monday, more than 30 years after the original's premiere. The Snowman was nominated for an Academy Award and is broadcast annually throughout Great Britain. Occasionally shown with an incongruous introduction by David Bowie, it tells the wordless story of a young boy whose snowman comes to life and take him on a series of adventures, only to melt into nothingness by the dawn of the next day.
Here's How We Think Mariah Carey Would React to Demi Lovato Covering 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'
MTanzer · 12/22/12 01:30PMMariah Carey sits in front of her new MacBook that Nick bought her for Christmas and holds one of her precious babies on her lap. Is it Monroe? Or maybe Moroccan? Damn, she forgot again. She's wearing a Santa red mini dress and sky high pumps on her feet. Her Santa cap hasn't left her head in days. December is a weird time in the Carey household and everyone knows it. All of her holiday staff is fully aware of what December means to her.
Twenty Years Later, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Is the Most Inadvertently Honest Christmas Movie of All Time
Rich Juzwiak · 12/22/12 12:00PMThe great thing about Christmas is you can do it exactly the same as you did last time, every single year. Case in point: 1992's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is basically and openly the same movie as 1990's megahit Home Alone. The main difference is that writer John Hughes and director Chris Columbus moved the setting from a Chicago suburb to Manhattan.