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Ken Layne · 12/18/13 02:20PM
New York City's Dressed-Up Dogs of Winter
Ken Layne · 12/18/13 01:36PMIt's so cold outside, on the freezing streets of Manhattan. Yet the dogs must have their walks. They are city dogs, after all, and it takes an army of dog-walkers to get these beasts out of the apartments at regular intervals. We headed up to Central Park West to meet America's most pampered canines, all dressed up in their winter coats. Here's our first NYC dog of winter, in his red knitted sweater. It's Oliver, the French Bulldog!
Between Two Ferns' 'Christmas Spectacular' Is Fucking Spectacular
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/18/13 12:41PMSamuel L. Jackson in sweats, "Toby" Maguire being told to keep his fucking mouth shut, Arcade Fire performing "Little Drummer Boy" like a whole bunch of weirdoes, terrible gifts, and a seemingly unending barrage of awkwardly inappropriate questions — what more could possibly ask for in a Christmas special?
Conan Proves Once Again That All Local News Is National
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/17/13 11:01AMNot in the sense that what happens locally has national ramifications, but in the sense that every local news station around the country is reporting the exact same story. Line for line.
Adam Weinstein · 12/17/13 10:37AM
Florida's Republican House speaker-to-be is tweeting the many holiday blessings his ilk has given the Sunshine State, including the ability to gun anyone down at will. As one reporter responded: "In the run up to Xmas, FL gave to me: politicians pandering paranoia. Happy Bday, Jesus, U have no duty 2 retreat."
That Disgusting Thing You Saw on Twitter Has a Pretty Tasty Explanation
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/16/13 03:51PMSantaCon Santa Gets Public Handjob from Naughty Mrs. Claus
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/16/13 02:42PMGawker Gift Guide: Lifehacker Edition
Hamilton Nolan · 12/12/13 03:26PMLittle Girl Signs Class's Christmas Song So Deaf Parents Don't Miss Out
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/11/13 03:17PMWhile singing along with her kindergarten classmates to a Christmas-themed rendition of the folk song "Bingo Was His Name-O," one impossibly cute KODA (Kid of Deaf Adult) signs the song's words so her deaf parents can follow along.
Travel Is For the Birds: Let's All Just Stay Put This Christmas
Ken Layne · 12/10/13 05:07PMThousands of canceled flights and endless dreary delays awaited Americans who attempted to travel by passenger jet during this never-ending arctic monster storm, proving once again that none of us have any common sense at all. Why do we bother? Because we have been brainwashed to accept daylong episodes of prison-style abuse, as long as we eventually land somewhere else.
Airline Makes Passengers' Christmas Wishes Come True
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/09/13 05:50PMWith air travel during the holidays a notorious nightmare, one airlines decided to lift their passengers' spirits by surprising them with an unexpected Christmas present.
Childless Adults Should Not Have Christmas Trees
Cord Jefferson · 12/09/13 04:15PMSarah Hedgecock · 12/09/13 02:00PM
Man Commits Suicide in Mall After Girlfriend Refuses to Stop Shopping
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/09/13 01:37PMKardashian Christmas Cardashian Sends Good Tidings from Hell
Caity Weaver · 12/02/13 12:57PMMan Arrested for Throwing Money at Black Friday Shoppers
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/02/13 11:46AMLacey Donohue · 11/22/13 12:24AM
McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat Less
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/20/13 02:06PMLacey Donohue · 11/14/13 09:53PM
[The Swarovski Star was raised to the top of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree Thursday in New York City. Originally created for the tree in 2004, the star features 25,000 crystals, weighs 550 pounds, and has been unveiled by very important Americans including Blake Lively, Fergie, and Maria Menounos. Image by Diane Bondareff via AP]