Many Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs
Your family doesn't get you at all. This Christmas, they got you $50 gift card to Forever 21, a $25 certificate to Starbucks, and a $30 card to Blinds to Go, when at heart, you're a caffeine-allergic nudist who lives in a windowless hut. Why couldn't they have just given you cash?
It's not because your parents don't know you, but because they do. Or because they worry they do. And they don't want you buying drugs with their money.
You would never do that? That's between you and God and that number in your cell phone. Many other people would and some of them took to Twitter to voice their exasperation.
Can't buy drugs with these gift cards grandma...
— Hales ✌ (@HaleySweetheart) December 26, 2012
Just realized u cant buy drugs with gift cards. Truly heart broken. My christmas is ruined<..3
— sam (@OamiSfria) December 26, 2012
All my Christmas money came in the form of gift cards. DAMN IT MOM I CAN'T BUY DRUGS WITH A GIFT CARD.
— Nicole Hicks (@alossintheranks) December 26, 2012
how tf' am i supposed to buy drugs w/ gift cards.
— fuck iram' (@iRamYourMom) December 26, 2012
How in the hell am I supposed to get drugs with gift cards?
— The Local Loco(@Kenny_Bland) December 26, 2012
wow, really mom... how am i supposed to buy drugs with gift cards?
— CHIEF QUEEF (@tmoney_xxxxxxxx) December 26, 2012
dont get me wrong, gift cards are great! but how am i suppose to buy drugs with that????
— Sriracha (@xnyum) December 26, 2012
how am i supposed to buy drugs with all these gift cards
— Sarah (@Sarahh23Joness) December 26, 2012
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with all my gift cards?
— Savannah LaPrad ™ (@vannahlaprad) December 26, 2012
gift cards are a rubbish present how am I supposed to buy drugs
— Shasti (@shaasti) December 26, 2012
Ugh thanks for the gift cards, now I can't buy drugs.
— Gursky (@gurskyman) December 26, 2012
I can't buy drugs with these gift cards .
— Lizz Okonma (@LizzSweatshirt) December 26, 2012
But mom how am I suposed to buy drugs with my gift cards?
— Rebecca Hernandez (@Hernandezzz456) December 26, 2012
the gift cards are nice and all but i can't buy drugs with those soooo......
— Taylor Suggs (@taylor_jaane) December 26, 2012
MOM I can't buy drugs with gift cards :(
— STAAAANN Darsh (@Kunt_fuPanda) December 26, 2012
My family only gets me gift cards cause they think ill spend it on drugs (;
— olivia powell (@ooozzler) December 23, 2012
wtf mom I can't buy drugs with gift cards
— Laura Perry☀ (@LauraaPerry) December 26, 2012
all my Christmas money is in gift cards so i wont buy drugs #ehhhaaa
— Grace T (@frenchfried666) December 26, 2012
I got mad gift cards for christmas. You cant buy drugs with gift cards
— Ian Kelly (@IanKellay) December 26, 2012
Gift cards are the worst...Can't buy drugs with a 10 dollar subway card
— Bailee Hall (@bai_hall) December 25, 2012
im getting gift cards for christmas so i dont have cash to buy drugs with #wut
— arielle (@arielleXsarah) December 25, 2012
Last year my mom got me pajamas that were 10 dollars at Walmart. But in the pockets there was like $300 in gift cards. Couldn't buy drugs :(
— Sugee (@2kakez) December 25, 2012
Gift cards can't buy drugs #cmonfamily
— Matt Crookston (@crookston_3R) December 24, 2012
Come on grandma I can't buy drugs with gift cards -_-
— Hayden (@CHILL_HAYDEN) December 24, 2012
I feel like Visa gift cards are relatives' way of saying, "Here, have some money you can't buy drugs with."
— miss demeanor (@some_ginger_) December 22, 2012
Lmao, why do I not have any cash?? I can't buy drugs with $200 worth of miscellaneous gift cards.
— SIR (@HashTagSwaggin) December 20, 2012
If only you could buy drugs with Visa gift cards man
— Dumb fuck ✌ (@ItsSawwaMann) December 26, 2012
My mom gives me visa gift cards instead of cash to prevent me from buying drugs she's way to smart
— Rebekka Mendriski (@BekkaMendriski) December 22, 2012
but mom how am I supposed to buy drugs with gift cards.
— me-uh. (@_thugnific3nt) December 26, 2012
we deff get our money in gift cards so we dont buy drugs in my family lol
— Kellie Flannigan (@KellieFlannigan) December 24, 2012
Your family knows you do drugs if they gave you gift cards instead of cash.
— Alexa Kimball (@alexakimball) December 26, 2012
if visa gift cards don't scream "i don't want you to buy drugs!!" I don't know what does
— Andrew Hamm (@Andrew_hamm9) December 26, 2012
Gift cards exist because your relatives are afraid you'd use cash to buy drugs and alcohol.
— Pat (@ThePatONeill) December 25, 2012
Gift cards scream "here get anything but drugs."
— RipKid™ (@GregRip) December 25, 2012
Gift cards are still the best way to say "I'm too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you'll buy drugs if I give you cash."
— James Duckett (@jimduckett) December 25, 2012
