children

5-Year-Old Terrorized by Eyebrow Wax

Maureen O'Connor · 01/14/11 01:55PM

Child abuse infomercial Toddlers & Tiaras has outdone last week's episode—which featured a 2-year-old in a cone bra—by finding a pageant mom to force her screaming, begging, and crying 5-year-old to get her eyebrows waxed on television.

Snooki Sluts Up an 11-Year-Old

Maureen O'Connor · 01/12/11 03:15PM

Doing publicity for Snooki is a pretty straightforward. You put her in a vaguely inappropriate context, aim a camera at her, then wait for media outlets to stumble into your trap. Example: Snooki making over an 11-year-old.

This Little Girl Is Not a Fan of Grapefruit Juice

Matt Cherette · 01/12/11 02:53PM

This video is cute—well, it's cute in a "Did that little girl just get possessed by Satan?" way. Anyway! This is Penny. Because Penny's parents are horrible, they decided to feed her grapefruit juice and film the results.

16-Year-Old Actor/Chef Is Old Beyond His Years

Richard Lawson · 01/11/11 05:30PM

On the Today Show this morning a child actor named Reed Alexander cooked a little meal with Kathie Lee and Hoda and it was... curious. Curious how easily this 16-year-old boy fits in with ladies of a certain age. Observe.

If Someone's Talking in the Quiet Car, Just Throw a Tantrum

Jeff Neumann · 01/10/11 08:28AM

New Jersey Transit's "quiet car" program is good. By choosing the front or rear car of a commuter train during peak hours, you don't have to listen to obnoxious cell phone conversations. But what if someone breaks the rules?

Don't Invite This Congressman to Your Kid's Elementary School

Jim Newell · 01/03/11 12:49PM

King apparently asks this difficult adult question to students K-12, just in case any of those five-year-olds are considering baby murder anytime soon. And if one of them responds with the typical psychobabble about "trimesters," he compares abortion to the similarly sunny issue of school shootings:

Shadowplay

Max Read · 12/29/10 03:56AM

[Children play in the slums of Lahore, Pakistan. Image via AP]

This Toddler Is Addicted to Angry Birds

Matt Cherette · 12/10/10 03:00PM

Ayden is two-years-old; therefore, he should care about nothing but candy and pooping, right? Nope! Because Ayden's addicted to Angry Birds, and not even a bribe of candy can make him loosen his grip of his dad's phone. Watch inside.

Adorable Kid Really Wants His Nose Back

Matt Cherette · 12/08/10 04:48PM

For your Wednesday edition of, "BAWWWWW!" we've got not an animal video, but one featuring a real live human—two, in fact: a father who "steals" his son's nose, and the little boy, who adorably—and repeatedly—asks for it back.

Watch a Girl Age 10 Years in 90 Seconds

Matt Cherette · 12/02/10 04:09PM

Meet 12-year-old Natalie. If you don't want to meet Natalie at 12, how about at 10? Or four? Or 18 months? Or birth? Because you can, by watching this time-lapse featuring one photo of her a day for 10 years.

Metallica Guitarist Accidentally Kicks a Child

Maureen O'Connor · 11/16/10 04:18PM

During a Sydney performance of "Seek and Destroy," Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett is kicking balloons around the stage. He winds up, swings his foot, and—uh oh. Was that a child that just went flying?