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Doing publicity for Snooki is a pretty straightforward. You put her in a vaguely inappropriate context, aim a camera at her, then wait for media outlets to stumble into your trap. Example: Snooki making over an 11-year-old.

Because the only thing that makes polite society gasp with more titillated horror than Snooki herself does, is little girls in age-inappropriate costume.

"You're never to young to be bangin'," MTV's orange-skinned mascot for classlessness purrs as she approaches a confused schoolgirl with a tub of bronzer. And just like that, one of Jersey Shore's formerly counterintuitive conceits—that "feeding the trolls" is a viable business strategy—became boilerplate PR. [Video via AOLNews]