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KFC Renting Coed Buttocks, Cheap
Hamilton Nolan · 09/21/10 03:54PMEverything Tastes Like Chicken Except for Fake Chicken
Maureen O'Connor · 06/07/10 05:50PMNew KFC Slogan: The Product of Hundreds of Geniuses
Hamilton Nolan · 05/24/10 10:30AMPuppy Humps Chicken
nightintern · 05/24/10 09:30AMWant to see a puppy hump a chicken in a cardboard box?
Burger Joints Urge You to Try Their Other 'Food'
Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/10 10:05AMBolivian President Says Eating Chicken Turns You Gay
Brian Moylan · 04/23/10 12:05PMCommunity Brilliantly Sends Up Goodfellas with Chicken Finger Dealing
Henry Baker · 04/23/10 11:41AMOn last night's Community, the group took a page from the world of organized crime to manipulate Greendale's chicken finger supply. Set your minds to "loving homage" and watch the plan in action with Scorsese-esque detail.
More Chicken Won't Save KFC
Hamilton Nolan · 04/19/10 04:45PMSam Sifton Caught 'Reviewing' Big Bag of KFC
Hamilton Nolan · 04/12/10 12:42PMBig Chik-fil-A Fan Terrifies Chik-fil-A
Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/10 09:37AMAutomatic Chicken Plucker Makes Chicken Bald, Tender, Dizzy
Mike Byhoff · 11/20/09 11:27AMChickens are raised for their delicious eggs and thighs. If it is already giving its life for mankind's benefit, it doesn't need to be humiliated in the process.
America's Love Affair With Breasts Is Over
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/09 11:20AMOprah and KFC Conquer America
Hamilton Nolan · 07/16/09 09:10AMOprah Owes Six Million Americans Some Chicken
Hamilton Nolan · 05/11/09 10:20AMOprah Must Calm America's Furious Chicken Riots
Hamilton Nolan · 05/07/09 08:54AMOprah KFC Coupon Riot!
Hamilton Nolan · 05/06/09 01:11PMMcDonald's Steals Revolutionary Chicken-Pickle Combo
Hamilton Nolan · 05/22/08 08:29AMHere's the recipe for Mcdonald's new Southern Chicken Sandwich: "a breaded chicken breast garnished with two pickles." Why hasn't anyone thought of this breakthrough item before? They have! This same sandwich has been Chik-fil-A's signature for years. But McD's is all like, "Uh, what? We totally don't know what you're talking about." Whatever, sandwich thieves!